sleepingbooty.

Amanda, 26. florida. I've grown soft now but i will always be a bad bitch. outgoing introvert.

[chewedcorn]

Ready, go!!

[o-kurwa]

No wonder Meghan Markle wants to leave UK

[o-kurwa]

Since this post came back to life today, here's a few more comparisons

[amshiiii]

whats ur role in the tumblr community how do you contribute

[dsmsix]

I take care of dragon

[malebite]

????? what dragon

[dsmsix]

dragon th... dragon these...

nuts across your face

[kitty]

[kitty]

[ithelpstodream]

[prison-mikes-bandana]

ManDADlorian: STOP TOUCHING THINGS

Baby Yoda:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shinyx2]

[d3dans]

[catbountry]

[dashbeardconfessional]

just so haPPY THAT THIS EXISTS

[valtsv]

might fuck around and let nature reclaim me

[wordproblemapoligist]

does this mean you’re going feral or just lying in the dirt for a while

[valtsv]

yeah

[iguanamouth]

Have you ever thought of a Chinese dragon combined with a dachshund or a ferret?

you mean like. a little. wiener dog dragon ohhohoohh man

[softchad]

*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

[hagstaff]

[wolfofsouthwest-deactivated2020]

OH MY GOD.

IM GOING TO CRY

[atheistj]

Incorrect Star Wars quotes

[renthony]

we as a society really ought to bring back advice animals, that really was the Peak of memes

[communistcrystalgems]

Did I do this right?

[renthony]

This is the best fucking thing I’ve seen all week.

[schmergo]

The Lincoln Assassination is really just wild if you think about it for a moment. The younger brother of one of the most famous actors in the country- himself a famous actor and heartthrob in his own right- killed the President in a theatre and yelled “Sic semper tyrannis,” a line often associated with Brutus, a character that his brother had famously played.

Like, imagine if Liam Hemsworth killed the Prime Minister of Australia at a red carpet movie premiere or something and yelled “I went for the head,” and Chris had to leave the Avengers press tour to tell everyone, “I swear I had nothing to do with this.” Imagine how weird that would be.

[corporationkills]

on all levels , including physical , i am this