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her name is alexa
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bad greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings despacito
her name is alexa
this is so sad
Throughly enjoying other restaurants reacting to IHOb
I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of âWhat do you mean, I canât have garlic? Do you know where Iâm from?â
TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing
have you ever met an Italian man
the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc
#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#canât go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Canât go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???
a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they canât go over moving water
Not to victim blame, but youâd have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.
the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy
Let me tell you of A Thing.
Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.
Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, sheâs gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.
cackled and kicked my feet at âcrossterfuckâ oh my god
i love a bitch who look like she can fight
if i die, please bury me in one of two poses:
1. t-pose
2. you know i had to do it to em
If I die
TIL that during the Third Crusade 84% of the crusader army went home because the Holy Roman Emperor drowned in a river.
via ift.tt
âIf His Holiness doesnât rise out of the water in 15 minutes we are legally allowed to go home.â
okay it definitely hasnât been easy, but hereâs to another season full of laughs, wholesome friendships, great storylines and just pure happiness, NINE NINE! đ»đâšđđ
Germany: Canada is late for the meeting. Should we start without him?
America: Hold on guys I got this.
America: *Clears throat* You guys wouldn't believe how cold it was in Chicago last weekend it was -20 isn't that really c-
Canada: *Burst through the door* COLD? you don't know what cold is was colder at my place I bet it was so cold you can't even process how cold it was imagine it being 50x colder because that's how c-
Russia and America: *Look in the camera like they're on the office*
Hetavision 2018 Headcanon
Iceland is low-key proud of himself this year. He even invited Ari to the occasional Guys Night with Hong Kong
Czech has mixed feelings about her representative, sheâs either proud or ultimately embarrassed by Mikolas
England just low-key doesnât care anymore
Russia chose Yulia cause he felt bad about what happed the year before, heâs doing this just for her to be happy
The Netherlands got America to help in his representativeâs song
Sweden asked Italy for one of his people, in exchange Sweden gave Italy a gay couple
Estonia gave up trying to get into the Nordic, now he just wanted to hang with the Southern Europeans. He sent an Italian song just to impress Italy, the brothers did not like it one bit
Belarus plans on murdering Norway for what he had done to her poor son.
Norway lets Rybak represents him again cause who could say no to a song like that? Only monsters. And he was no monster. Belarus was
Germany stole Ed Sheeran, gave him amnesia, and told him to represent him
Romano wants Francesco back because he wonât accept G A Y even if Italy tried to explain theyâre just best friends
Hungary finally brought out her trump card cause she wants to see Prussia cry in fear
It took Ukraine awhile to let Melovin perform. The idea was just so similar to Austriaâs back then
Romania doesnât care anymore
Bulgaria went to an emo phase
Cyprus lowkey regrets setting his car on fire for this
Belarus stole one of Ukraineâs singer cause she wANTS TO WIN FOR ONCE DAMMIT
Latvia and Lithuania donât care anymore
Australia was just⊠ThereâŠ
Denmark is actually proud of his viking representative
Finland kinda regrets not going for Lordi again. But too late, Hungaryâs beaten him to it
Poland is really happy with his representative this year
Portugal still couldnât believe what happened
France loves his representative, he could just kiss her, sadly he couldnât cause of shit
Bonus: Representatives to Nation
Netta just wanted chicken but Israel wonât give her any so she went up stage with autistic chicken noises just to make Israel regret. He did. He did so much
Norway cursed Rybak to be immortal. As a form of revenge, heâs going with a song that would sure make Norway regret. He never thought people would still like it, so he just went with it. He just wants to go home
Ari loves hanging out with Iceland, their friendship is stronger than Norwayâs love for Iceland
Mikolas was just happy to be there for Czech, he couldnât say the same for Czech though
Melovin and Ukraine has a âCat-pettingâ club together. Theyâre happy
Yulia loves Russia as a big brother, she loves how nice he is
Fabrizio and Ernal pretended they were gay just to piss off the Italian bros
Benjamin cooks pasta for Sweden and Sealand everyday since his win in Melfest, Sweden and Sealand enjoys every moment of it
Nikita is a huge softie, which made Belarus sick
AWS was just there to roast Finland
Seriously, Rybak just wants to go home
I tried to draw an APH parody of it Apologies, this exists now
from my APH blog
The only comic appropriate for today.
It smells and sounds like springÂ
There is literally an ice storm and a snow day right now in Canada. I just want spring.
I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references
âIâll take vines for $200 alexâ
âhurricane Katrina⊠more like ____â
âWhat is hurricane tortilla?â
Favorite YouTube comments about The Lightning Thief musical:
âLove how the guy playing Percy emoted more in a three minute song than Logan Lerman did in two moviesâ
honestly i just wanna experience life with the same enthusiasm as kids from early 2000s razor scooter ads