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F1 & hockey side blog | McLaren, sharks, bruins | h | she/they | 20s | 18+

[mcnyoom]

super unfortunate that I want to spend time with this guy doing things other than fucking 24/7

[some-pers0n]

What differentiates The Character from your run-of-the-mill blorbo is that The Character is a dark reflection of your soul that hurts to look at for long periods of time and thus you resent it for everything

[glitterylivery]

F1 is the perfect hyperfixation bc it has everything you could ever hyperfixate on, all in one: neurodivergent celebrities, statistics, complicated interpersonal relationships, rumours, eighty years of history, cool vehicles that go zoom, rivalry between teams you have to swear allegiance to, travel, homosexual tendencies, betrayal, data analysis, and fanfiction. what more could you even ask for??

[cynids]

nhl offseason in a nutshell so far

bottom ten team: we have just paid a player that no one has ever heard of TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS

jason robertson: no i dont want to be paid 15 million dollars by YOU. who want me tho? no fr who want me?

ducks: we HATE our group

canes: we LOVE our group

half the league: captains? anyone want to be the new captain? no?

kings: i am going to pay a random 40-year-old 8 million dollars a year. yes this is getting us a cup

kraken: well fuck me i guess. worth a shot

connor bedard: i am going to KILL MYSELF

mike grier: well they dont call me big money mike for no reason. you get 8 mil and you get 8 mil and everyone gets 8 mil except for the guys who were alr on the team!

panthers + also gleb for some reason: i am going to KILL EVERYONE ELSE

habs: oui oui puppies! and kittens! and rainbows! and every one of them gets a choco chunk cookie (reasonable contract and term).

danny briere to his ex situationship: "hey... time to run it back... no fr tho... u still want me?" *crickets* "ok watch me money spread. you want me now?"

everyones goalies for some reason: "bye"

elliotte FUCKING friedman: your favorite fourth liner just got sent to HELL for future considerations

dylan larkin: hey so about that trade

[opencasketbasketfries]

@cynids your tagsssss I can’t leave them out 💀

[belladonnabedlam]

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Remaining time: 2 days 22 hours

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

[onadarklingplain]

we were joking, but he wasn't

[suokiekko]

everyone's brining up the "we pee together" quote again and i have to say that personally i think the most underrated part about that whole thing is that one video where someone asks them about it and goes "i don't remeber which one of you said it" and jamie instantly goes "i would never say that" like thats fucking peak comedy to me. like i would never say that but this fucking clown of my best friend did and now i can never live that down. they're everything to me truly

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[drysqu1d]

genuinely so curious as to what happens in Formula One racing

[moldavite]

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

[etheltempest]

[nanshwee]

🥐

[intovertebral]

Why would u post a hockey rpf fic and not lock it. Just wondering

[crashdavis]

rpf is a spectrum which ranges from "I am not even speculating I am simply observing the ontological truth" to "would that be hot or what?"

[onadarklingplain]

lilymunihe: if it fits!

[formula1-sideblog]

oughh. hand size difference...

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

Norway. Norway listen to me. I need you to kill them alright? I need you to bring back the Viking invasions of the Middle Ages. I need you to devastate them body mind and soul. I need you to break all their legs and cut off their heads and stick them on spikes outside the stadium.

[scorebug]

[mcnyoom]

Haaland absolutely flatten Harry Kane and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

[moldavite]

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

[f1tf]