Knitting Dorito Demons

[waronidiocy]

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

my theatre teacher has all of these on a wall in his classroom.

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

[thuriweaver]

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

[ren-allen]

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

[em3rgence-st]

Some big spicy joy pls

[felixluvsketchup-deactivated202]

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

[wecannotallbewilson-blog]

Don’t starve is like Tim Burton Minecraft

[everydaylouie]

wah wah guy

[karlhadrika]

Bweh? 🐤

[samcahntent]

World record for notes on tumblr is apparently 15,000,000 by someone back in 2012. Let’s get to it.

[samcahntent]

WOW! 14,999,943 more notes to go till we make 15,000,000!!

[samcahntent]

14,998,682 to go!!! This is crazy, we are all gonna go on Ellen for this

[just-shower-thoughts]

The worse a pun is, the funnier it gets

[draconym]

I’ve been away but the fox/seagull gryphon crossed my dash and this morning I made some trash gryphons.

[draconym]

Also: beware!! This terrible bastard is coming to steal all the birdseed from your feeder!!

[aura218]

Think of the parasites…

[nyabsol]

QUICK PSA

I’m not a fan of puppeteers 🤡

I have a nagging fear 😬 that someone else is pulling at the strings🕺

Something Terrible is going down ⬇️

Through the entire town🏠🏠🏠 wreaking 😈 anarchy 👿 in all it brings 🙀🙀🙀

I can’t sit idly 🤷‍♀️ no I can’t move at all 🙅‍♀️

I 🙋‍♀️

Curse 😤

The 👈

Name ✍️

🗣The one behind

It aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

AAAAAAALL

[enochianghost]

[todaysbird]

have you guys ever seen a hummingbird in its nest

[todaysbird]

x

[lunareel]

Decided to draw my lizardfolk paladin for a campaign I recently joined.

[mcpoozle]

ohmygoodness this is so cute look at they’re little sparkle bowtie

[lunareel]

I finally got some free time so I decided to draw some waterproof noodles. 

[mcpoozle]

When you gotta scream into the void

[just-shower-thoughts]

All living Russian roulette players are undefeated

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

Visit Original Link

[thatmcufangirl]

It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.

We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy 

who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,

who talks to sea creatures,

who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)

which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative

with an army of sharks

And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength

… I’m just saying

[cuddlyplaguedoctor]

So what you’re saying is, basically, Aquaman is a Barbie Princess. Fair enough.

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[cyberluv]