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mrjacob-holloway:
“oh hush” He smirks over to her, “Alright alright I’ll set something up. Just go easy on her. She’s an anxious one. If she thinks you don’t like her she may freak out”
“On principle, I’m not supposed to like any of the women in your life. It just comes with the territory of being one of your oldest friends. I don’t make the rules. You should let your flightly little bird know.”
marcelosalcedo:
“Yeah, I guess you could say that. I run the B&B in town now.”
“And you haven’t run into the tourists? Lucky you.”
mrjacob-holloway:
“Hey now, I haven’t been neutered yet.”
“Of course…when do you want to meet her? Didn’t realize you didn’t already know her”
“I can never be sure about you men when certain of your organs are being used.”
“For all I know, I do, but it’s not nearly the same as meeting her as your girlfriend. You know it’s my responsibility to embarrass the hell out of you, kitten.”
mrjacob-holloway:
“Where’s the fun in that? I’m also not supposed to sit on top of Cop cars but I still do”
“So the kitten does still have his claws? I thought that girlfriend of yours had tamed you.”
“Speaking of, when do I get to meet her?”
mrsclaremackenzie:
“Not so much of a character judgement as it was an acknowledgment of how trying conditions can cause someone to snap sometimes. I know the feeling too well.”
“You’ve thought of murdering someone then, I assume.”
mrjacob-holloway:
“You do that..i got a few places we can take em. though those caverns deep in the mines make for some good spots too”
“One little push and bye bye douchebag”
“Aren’t you supposed to be steering me away from murdering tourists?”
marcelosalcedo:
“Oh, I have, just not when I’m working. That tends to backfire on me even more, though.”
“Well, that sucks. Must be some kind of job you’ve got yourself.”
“Listen, my bike got knocked over, and you’re the only one around. If there’s so much as a scratch on it–”
“Should’ve thought about that before you left it in the middle of the street then, don’t you think?”
mrsclaremackenzie:
“Because women can only be pushed so far and then murder starts looking appealing.”
“Okay, fine, as long it wasn’t a character judgment. Though I’m not so it’d be too far off base if it was.”
marcelosalcedo:
“Amen to that. I mean, I usually try to jumpstart it with a lot of coffee when necessary, but that tends to backfire on me sometimes.”
“You could always try something a little stronger than coffee.”
marcelosalcedo:
“Nine am, that’s insane. Some would say that the human brain isn’t fully functioning yet that early in the morning.”
“I’d have to agree with whoever those some are. I don’t think my brain wakes up until noon.”
marcelosalcedo:
“Oh, boy. I can only imagine. Typical deep South folks, I’m guessing?”
“Mhmm, and boy do they have interesting things to say at 9am.”
mrsclaremackenzie:
“At least it’s pretty easy to hide their bodies where you work in case that hate gets out of control.”
“Okay, but why does everyone think I’m capable of murder?”
mrjacob-holloway:
“What’d they do now and do i have to hide a body?”
“They’re slimy rats, but no, no bodies yet. I’ll let you know if I ever require your services.”
marcelosalcedo:
“Tourists come to Barton Hollow? Consider me shocked.”
“I’d be too ‘cept I lead out the cave tours and have to constantly field their ridiculous questions. Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to know they exist.”
“It’s official. I hate tourists.”
“I am perfectly fine. Why would you ask?”
“I don’t know but that stupid guilty look on your face doesn’t exactly scream fine. What’d you do this time?”
