for zatanna ( @mistressofmagic ) ; a bird figurine, representing the fact that she is still her own being, still free to do as she pleases, even as part of a marriage, a framed watercolor poster that says ‘write your own story’, and a box of homemade treats. inscribed on the gift tag in mj’s perfect handwriting are the words ‘you are still your own person. you still get to decide your own life.’
for tony ( @avengerofiron ) ; a t-shirt she saw when she was walking in soho. she immediately thought of him and knew damn well there were few other people who would get him this sort of thing. it’s hard buying for rich people. like zee, he also gets a box of homemade treats. ‘hope you don’t get two of these terrible t-shirts. that’d be embarrassing.’
for both tony and zatanna ; a late wedding gift. matching his and hers coffee mugs and wine glasses. who doesn’t love cheesy stuff like that? ‘you’ll both get good use out of these.’
for natasha ( @nataliaromancvas ) ; crazy cat lady socks infused with aloe, a mug that says #1 on it and nothing else, because that’s really all it needs to say, a box of homemade treats, and an enthusiastic invitation to go dancing together. ‘what more does a person need other than socks and a mug?’
for peggy ( @legacycarter ) ; a cast iron skillet, because surely steve doesn’t have anything useful in his kitchen, a soft and comfortable blanket, and tickets to a few broadway shows, because she has missed a lot, and steve probably hasn’t seen them either, despite the fact that he’s been here for the past decade. ‘this is a strange mix of gifts, but i think you’ll find them all useful and enjoyable.’
for gwen ( @ghostthwip ) ; as a birthday gift, a record player and a few records to go with it. ‘i imagine when you travel through universes you don’t get to bring much with.’ for christmas, a book of neat science facts, because her gwen loved science, a pretty necklace that will complement her eyes, a nice, and very cute, jacket, tickets to the ballet, a pair of ballet slippers, again, unclear on what she has and doesn’t have, and a box of homemade treats. along with the christmas gifts is a box filled with things that belonged to mj’s gwen with a note. ‘these things might be useless to you, but they once brought the gwen i knew great joy. hopefully they’ll bring you joy, too.’
for harry ( @himbogoblin ) ; mj arrived at his doorstep to personally deliver his gifts. she brought with her a homemade and warm meal for the two of them to eat, and a box of homemade treats for him to enjoy. wrapped in boxes, she got him a sampling of speciality coffee beans, a fancy scarf, and tickets to go to the science museum.
for teresa ( @ofsuperiorparker ) ; for night one of hanukkah, she gives teresa the same thing she gave peter and may, chocolate coins, a basket of sweets, and a bottle of wine. for night two, a box of legos that are supposed to make something cool. mj was never good at legos. on night three, she gets her a book from one of her favorite authors. on night four, a pair of pajamas and those nice, thick songs. for night five, there’s one of those cheap polaroid cameras. for night six, a very nice, and sharp, kitchen knife. on night seven, these strange red solo cup wine glasses. finally, on night eight, teresa gets homemade sufganiyot. for christmas, mj gets teresa a pair of earrings, and she, too, gets a box of treats.
for miguel ( @twentyninetynines ) ; a little ornament with something about family written on it, because whether he likes it or not, he’s part of their family, tickets to a musical that she is sure will annoy him and can’t wait to attend with him, and a box of homemade treats.
for jess ( @redarachnes ) ; a squishmallow for her kiddo, a collection of mj’s favorite cheap movies, as she’s a bit behind on modern film, tickets to go skydiving, and a box of homemade treats.
for bart ( @fxstestkid ) ; an old video game she found in a thrift store, it might be useless, but she thought it looked cool, a weird collection of comic books, a vinyl record, and a box of homemade treats.
for kitty ( @kxtherinepryde ) ; for night one, a box of chocolates. on night two, she gets her a a deck of space themed playing cards. night three’s gift contains a book about engineering. for night four, a couple pairs of star wars socks. on night five, a dazzler vinyl record. on night six, a gift card to the coolest comic book shop mj knows downtown, because she can’t guess what she does or doesn’t have. for night seven a pair of constellation earrings. and on night eight, mj gives her a box of homemade sufganiyot.
