Rachel

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[zachdoeslife-deactivated2020040]

Important discoveries being made over here.

[cymbal-5-deactivated20240905]

oh my god😂

[corny-calypso]

longlifebrooke

[thesporkidentity]

[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]

[forbiddenseason]

Has science gone too far

[aplpaca]

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

[gif87a-com]

[leobitch-deactivated20180907]

Love the chaos

[1-800-lynks]

Revolving door: my anxiety and racing thoughts Guy with mop hiding in the corner trying his best to clean up the mess: me

[gif87a-com]

[leobitch-deactivated20180907]

Love the chaos

[1-800-lynks]

Revolving door: my anxiety and racing thoughts Guy with mop hiding in the corner trying his best to clean up the mess: me

[yermemeblog]

Our Leader. He is us. We are him.

[fromrushhourwithlove]

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

[honeynutfemios-deactivated20181]

This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.

[mcryoukiddingme]

english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.

english is their first language: hte fuckign

[historyandmemes]

Noah when it started raining and everybody tried to apologize and get on the Ark….

[tastefullyoffensive]

[rosemiracles-deactivated2016032]

[fuckthekxng]

me

[latenights]

lookin for the right person to raise a dog with

[netlfix]

whats ET short for?

[netlfix]

because he’s got little legs

[kimreesesdaughter]

May you NEVER be in a position to not afford your rent!

Sending good vibes to everyone with rent, utilities and more bills than bills! Better days are ahead.

[rrassoul]

the energy i need moving into 2018 

[mutablerising]

[10083348-deactivated20150720]

delete this immediately 

[foolforyou-deactivated20240805]

[latadelixo]

[rate-my-reptile]

Boy Wher Me got Dam Portado Chipps Is

[neonmanatee]

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

[femsjwu-deactivated20171208]

Broke? RIP… no more!! 👻

A friend recently told me about this, you basically get moneys to do buzzfeed like quizzes. Enter broke.rip in your browser to give it a try.

The link only works some days, if it doesnt work now, try again tomorrow or something, idk how it works. If you do sign up, make sure you confirm your email for the sign up bonus. I got five quid which I sent to pay pal instantly :D

[fashnable]

I am from Canada, will it work for me?

[femsjwu-deactivated20171208]

I think it should, I saw canada on the list while signing up! I think it works for every one from anywhere!

[may]

i didnt even know .rip was a thing 😂😂😂

[twister]

is this real -_-

[real]

no I am real, but that seems real too.. brb signing up

[amazed]

i am .amazed

[pandora]

jumping in on the og train

[happiest]

tried it, long sign up but hey they transferred instantly. guess whos gettin free chicken nuggets today!

[femsjwu-deactivated20171208]

Those who keep messaging me if its real, here’s proof!