[daily-garfield]

04/13/05

[kaijuno]

This is what it’s like living in Michigan

[the-new-mandalor]

It’s a Monty Python skit.

[flyingwerecats]

Guy: *Singing* I’m doing some fishing…

Officer: *Emerges from the water with a grunt* You there, Sir!! I certainly hope you’ve got a fishing license!

Guy: *Panicking* Wha, no, I don’t!

Officer: Oh no?

Guy: *Screaming*

Officer: I’ll have you beheaded!!

[hclark70]

As a Michigan native,  I confirm this is all true.

[gotshadowbanned-feralfungii]

[killy-deactivated20241228]

[ree-duh]

Sasuke after telling everyone he’s gonna be hokage even though he was technically a terrorist at that point:

[ree-duh]

Sasuke after telling everyone he’s gonna be hokage even though he was technically a terrorist at that point:

[homoluigi]

Lol

[childofgears]

you’re just gonna leave this in the tags?

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[aq2003]

shoutout to kakashi for being instantly able to recognize obito when his mask got destroyed because 13 year old obito and 31 year old obito look nothing alike to me and if i were kakashi (thank god i am not) i would immediately assume he was just some random uchiha survivor that also managed to snag obito’s sharingan from his body under the rocks

[aq2003]

PLEASE

[uchihashisui-kun]

@depressedhatakekakashi sorry but this made me laugh so much 🤣🤣🤣

[depressedhatakekakashi]

This is fact XD what’s the worst possible scenario because that’s probably it and no I will not be taking criticism 🤣🤣🤣

[depsidase]

[localtiredgoat]

Ok why did noone tell me that book shrek judt absolutely FUCKS

[extremefandomfeels]

And they didn’t even mention the best page.

[33v0]

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

[33v0]

look at this shit

They radiate peace

[lizardsister]

capybaras are friend shaped

[gaylor-moon]

I love this post

[cantavier]

This is actually a cool thing I know about!

In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.

Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.

Like puppies

Ducks

Deer

Emus

They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!

[screambirdscreaming]

mom shaped

[totallytrucked]

[lesbianshepard]

average streaming day for jerma

[jermafireman]

nipple zoom

[everythingfox]

Delivery for somebody sad

[clubpenguinkiller]

[slightmood]

listen

if you’re NOT a sentient can of soup rolling to my house after my mother declined to buy it for me then I’m not interested