I want to fuck robots

Alex|18|he/him I have a bad blog

[moonry]

[moonry]

I knew this bitch was gay before I even knew what gay was

[uesp]

Every year, the UESP tries to send out presents for the Holiday Season. This year is no different, we’re sending out calendars this year.

To be entered for a chance to win the first of several calendars we’re giving away, simply reblog this post! One random winner will be chosen tomorrow!

Keep an eye on our blog for future giveaways, as we have a few more of these to send out!

[garfield-the-dealswarlock]

when someone forgets about the dnd session

[micdotcom]

Carrying a heavy backpack may make you shrink 

The pain starts in middle school. A 2010 study in the National Center for Biotechnology Information, which studied a small test group of children around the age of 11, found that the constant weight of the bag was actually causing spinal cords to compress and cause significant back pain. Those bags were on the lighter side of the average: only 26 pounds. It gets a lot worse with the average bag weight.

[castiel--for--king]

So funny story, when I was about 22 (I’m 26 now) I worked at a gym and we did this promotion thing that involved a local chiropractor doing the little spine scan you see above for free to whoever wanted one.  So I was like well, fuck might as well.

Anyway, turns out my spine is pretty messed up and I lean a little to one side like the picture.  Guess which side?  To the right.  Why?  Because that’s the shoulder I carried my 20-30lbs backpack on for the 7 years of middle and high school.  

The chiropractor just looked at me and gave me this knowing, slightly frustrated look and said something like, “Yeah, we’re starting to see this a lot in people your age.”

[boogedyboogedyboo]

No one believed me but it’s real!!!

[decrystallize]

I STILL need to make a conscious effort to stand up straight, 8 years after having to carry that kind of weight for school. If I look in a mirror to fix my posture, what looks right feels to me like I’m leaning backwards. It’s actually physically uncomfortable for me to stand properly.

[panpteryx]

This is why I am such an advocate for backpacks with good suspension and HIP BELTS

put all that weight on your HIPS

It’ll save your back in the long run!

[durnesque-esque]

Or, you know, we could find ways to keep our kids from dragging mountains of books back and forth from school.

[carbysorangeshirt]

i don’t think anyone fully understands how iconic of a film the princess diaries truly is. everything in that film is iconic. the apartment/firehouse. the scooters as a method of transportation. “get off the grass” in 4 languages. “please don’t crush my soy nuts.” the mustang. the weird neighbor who writes poetry. the m&ms on the keyboard and the pizza. “it’s a wango?” lily’s otter backpack. the whole paolo makeover sequence. every foot pop. stop me i could go on forever the princess diaries is so iconic it’s on the same level of iconography as star wars (1977)

[dubcliq]

#WAIT UP #NOT YOU I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

“how can you hate math?? math is in everything and we cannot exist without it!! its absolute!!”

ITS CUZ IM STUPID AND I CANT COUNT

[pocblog]

TIME Person of the Year 2017: The Silence Breakers

[pomegranateandivy-deactivated20]

@terrasunshine

[themoskabot]

[nerdietalk]

Probably the best gag of the season.

[amiplayingright]

tfw you just need your players to get to the damn quest already

[egzpl-deactivated20160802]

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

[ceevee5]

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

[angryjewishsuggestion]

hey @ goyim could y'all reblog this if you're actually willing to listen to Jewish people and protect us?

we really need allies right now, and I know seeing this on people’s blogs could be comforting to other Jewish people.

[pissed-off-californian]

why should we when you just called every non jew a derogatory term

[angryjewishsuggestion]

“Hey so we know that people literally want you dead but u hurt my feelings so :(((”

[deadtower]

not to mention liky ‘goy’ is literally just the way we refer to a non-jew just like ‘cis’ is the word for a non-trans person

if you looked down literally two centimeters in google search you would have seen the beginning of this page

and of this page

but i guess our lives are worthless to you because we called you a debatable-at-best word we use all the time for non-jews so we don’t have to keep saying “non-jews” all the g-ddamn time

[angryjewishsuggestion]

^^ yeah p much lmao

[speciesofleastconcern]

This goy loves his Jewish friends

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

“Their word for us is secretly an insult” is such a tired old racist rumour, brought to you by the type of dipshit who gets angry when they hear people speaking another language in public because they assume the speakers are saying something bad about them.

[userwordandpassname]

@grampa-lion I may stop being a goy soon. But for now I am.

[larklatroy]

These corporations are helping elect an alleged child sex abuser to the U.S. Senate

Follow the money.

Here is a list of companies that have contributed to Roy Moore’s Senate campaign. Why not contact them and let them know how you feel about their support of an alleged child molester:

[solacekames]

The totals include donations through the end of September. According to Federal Election Commission data from the subscription online Political MoneyLine, these include:

Comcast Corporation & NBCUniversal with at least $100,000.

AT&T Inc with at least $60,000.

Leo A Daly Company with at least $30,000.

Amerisourcebergen Corporation with at least $15,000.

Lockheed Martin Corporation with at least $15,000.

Honeywell International with at least $15,000.

Pricewaterhousecoopers with at least $15,000.

AFLAC with at least $15,000.

Pfizer Inc. with at least $15,000.

Massachusetts Mutual Life Insurance Company with at least $15,000.

Textron Inc. with at least $15,000.

Exelon Corporation with at least $15,000.

The Boeing Company with at least $15,000.

Microsoft Corporation with at least $15,000.

BNSF Railway Company with at least $15,000.

While federal campaign finance law prohibits corporations from donating directly to national parties and federal candidates out of their company treasuries, corporations have long influenced politics by establishing political action committees and pooling donations from executives and other employees.

ThinkProgress reached out to each of these companies to ask them if they are comfortable with their donations being used to help elect Moore. None immediately responded.

UPDATE: MassMutual, in a statement, said that “the specific contribution from our PAC was made prior to the Alabama primary being scheduled and Roy Moore entering the race.” Noting that the company supports organizations on “both sides of the political aisle,” the company said the donation “in no way, shape or form condones Mr. Moore’s alleged actions or his bigoted statements. MassMatual does not support — nor will we ever support — Mr. Moore’s campaign.”

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[cuckandballtorture-deactivated2]

Hi. I’m Chadam. You may know me from my blog “cuckandballtorture” where I get constantly scalped for my awful url. Well, I just wanted to say that I’m not just a shitty funnyman who gets scalped for his awful url. I have a girlfriend living in an abusive household that, like, nobody asked about even when I had it as my blog title. So, I’m posting the gofundme link here, and asking that you donate any money you can, or, at least, reblog this post.

[himejoshikomaeda]

if youve ever scalped this man for his url you owe his gf $5

[iguanamouth]

[iguanamouth]

[styro-sometimes]

Net Neutrality

CONGRATULATIONS, everybody! We only have 10 days to fight the FCC & the repeal of #NetNeutrality!

Thanks to John Oliver there’s a SUPER easy way to do this Do you enjoy Netflix? Do you find yourself spending too much time on FB? If net neutrality goes away, our Internet bills go up and we give power to companies like Comcast and Spectrum.

Here’s what you can do - takes less than a minute: 1. Go to gofccyourself.com (the shortcut John Oliver made to the hard-to-find FCC comment page) 2. Click on the 17-108 link (Restoring Internet Freedom) 2. Click on “express” 3. Be sure to hit “ENTER” after you put in your name & info so it registers. 4. In the comment section write, “I strongly support net neutrality backed by Title 2 oversight of ISPs.” 5. Click to submit, done. - Make sure you hit submit at the end! **Feel free to share this**