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Doesn’t sound demonic, which is a nice change of pace from the typical 8x slowed down songs.

[didyoubringyourdog-moved]

[ranty9000]

I’m dying of laughter

[deacytits]

IM LEGITIMATELY CRYING

[movedtokajagoogooo-deactivated2]

WHY DID THE FISH KID ASK THAT THO

[joey-wheeler-official]

this is the funniest thing that has happened in spngebob since season 3

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[jazzy music playing and fish murmuring as Spongebob walks by]

Young fish: “Is that my daddy?”

Mom fish: [dreamingly] “I wish!”

Person recording: [loudly] “What the fuck?!”

[heckboymoved-deactivated2016033]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

not to alarm anyone but if u look at the moon with one eye and then close it and open the other one you see another identical moon a little bit to the left. why has science covered up the existence of this second, secret moon? we are the people and we demand answers

[tattoos-and-disappointment]

Parallax, my friend

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

thats a stupid name. it should be called “moon 2″

[cracked]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[stereocyon]

anyone wanna go for a hike

[lachances-deactivated20241202]

Me and the girls taking the trek from poo poo point to pee pee creek

[aquamooncoffee]

I literally live like 2 fucking miles from poo poo point ffs

[oaktreebutch]

Students: hey can we park in the parking lots on this campus we already pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to live on? Universities:

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

(Looking at Pokémon cards)

8yo: “Will you trade me for my Pussyduck?”

6yo: “No thank you, I’ve already got a Pussyduck.”

Me: “Guys? Um. Somebody want to spell that one out for me?”

8yo: “P-S-Y-D-U-C-K. Pussyduck.”

Me: “I see. Well, we’re gonna go ahead and call that guy ‘SIGH-duck. SIGH-duck.”

[rosy-lenses]

whats new pussyduck

[cryoverkiltmilk]

after about six or seven whats new pussyduck drop in one it’s natu unusual

[some-dragon-bastard]

This reminds me of the time I tricked someone into trading me their dialga for my jigglypuff

[okapiandpaste]

I’m loosing my gd mind at the sonic trailer tho purely bc eggman looks like an evil sportacus 

[sanguchito]

[jetsharkdragon-deactivated20211]

full circle

[habits-white-rabbit]

NO BAD

[champagnemoon]

Reading this just made me mad as hell lmao

[captmarble]

billy porter did not absolutely pop off with that met gala look only for some of y'all to call harry styles the king of camp i-

[ruffboi-mags]

Okay look.  LOOK.

Harry looks pretty good for a straight boy.  It’s classy and campy and he looks good.

But if we’re talking King of Camp (shouldn’t it be Queen of Camp, really?  Just saying), he doesn’t even make the rankings!

Hamish Bowles, Vogue editor:

Ryan Murphy:

Jordan Roth (who owns at least one broadway theater, thus the theme):

Michael Urie:

Darren Criss, who’s on the more subdued side:

And then the aforementioned Billy Porter, who arrived ON A VELVET LITTER CARRIED BY SIX SHIRTLESS MEN:

Harry is basically a WALLFLOWER compared to these glorious looks.  How anyone could call that boy the “king of camp” is beyond me.

[galaxys4-deactivated20180402]

“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

[twerkingwhiteboy-deactivated201]

name all seven sports

[galaxys4-deactivated20180402]

ball throw

ball catch

ball run

ball kick

shoot ball

dong touch

memes

get fuckin wrecked

[korratea]

remember that gif of mako wiping his forehead but someone edited it so he also wiped off his eyebrows

[owldee]

[momo-de-avis]

you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

[momo-de-avis]

happy easter, everyone

[momo-de-avis]

Its that time of the year again

[stele3]

He is risen indeed!

[juuneaux]

I’m never so frustrated to be poor and not famous as I am when the Met Gala rolls around how are all of these rich famous people so far off the theme every single year do you even know how I would POP if I had the means to attend this event????

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My theory? Some of the guests don’t want to emulate gay men in drag, because they rely on homophobes buying shit they sponsor. Another one of my theories: their brands are their beauty, their appearances, and camp makes chiseled jawlines and big pouty lips and perfect figures completely irrelevant. Camp is going over the top, having fun, not worrying about looking glamorous. It’s gluing as many rhinestones to your face and body as you can, wrapping a feather boa around your neck, and walking around in spiked 6 in heels in a neon leotard and chiffon skirt. It’s showing up in a go kart that spits out sparks when it’s moving for absolutely no reason, and also that go kart is decked out with a pair of metal wings.

The people who attempted camp are mostly the people who aren’t conventionally attractive, white, straight, and thin. Camp isn’t about conventional beauty, and that means it’s not about something that the media says they lack. They don’t have to worry. They can have fun. There’s no pressure in camp.

Plus, yknow, black drag queens invented camp, and god forbid anyone acknowledge that fact in public when there are demographics in their fan base who hate them that you need to keep happy.

[juuneaux]

Go off sis

[gncfag-moved]

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

[gncfag-moved]

sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!

bucky: the time i WHAT

[gncfag-moved]

sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like

[hepalien]

Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar

Bucky:

[fuforthought]

Charlize Theron training for the filming of “Atomic Blonde”.

[ablaske]

[sonata-stigmata]

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