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[not-close-to-straight]

Creepy Creature Peter is BEST Peter 🥰🥰🥰

[cyberdelph]

by 有来有去

[pool-spidey]

[kinoselynn]

🕸️⚔️

[im-not-batman]

Okay i keep a list of fic ideas in my notes app so i can write stuff down whenever the inspo strikes. I got plastered the other night and I wrote this?

[milimeters-morales-deactivated2]

about to take a nap so think of a “spidey sleeping in places they shouldn’t” compilation and the photos get increasingly ridiculous

[pokemonryy]

alright fine I’ll make a post about it. Vaguely Unsettling Peter Parker. He’s just kind of a weird guy before the whole spider kerfuffle and then after he’s this Offputting Kinda Eldritch Thing. Tapetum lucidum. Venomous. Does that thing where he’s really still then just sprints off. Sits in corners watching. Sticky. Give me weird spidery Peter Parker or just kill me

[shinions]

Who’s this guy? I've never seen him 👀

Quick sketch of your friendly neighborhood Spidey 🕸

[therosecrest]

[kamwashere]

still waiting for their live action rom-com

[writing-my-demise]

I want a better vigilante community.

I want an emancipated Peter Parker who's aunt is in a coma. He works at Saint Margaret's and helps out at Nelson and Murdock as well as Luke Cage and Jessica Jones's bar. He's Weasel's little helper.

I want a Peter Parker who has a giant cargo clip with all the sets of keys to his friends apartments attached to them because he basically lives at absolutely all of them. Making fun of how Danny Rand doesnt know how money works. Wade wilson making him pancakes in the morning. Late nights working at the law firm and laughing over shitty cofee and bagels. Dancing loudly and throwing heads back in uproarious laughter at the bar. Stealing chips form each other at Saint Margaret's. I want the chaotic yet completely genius way they team up to curb crime.

I want a Peter Parker who joined the Academic Decathlon team because he was made to for some school reason. I want a full on outsider POV of Peter Parker and how strange he seems. I want a love story between Tony starks adopted son Harley Keener and Peter.

I want an absolute flabbergasted Avengers who learn of the efficiency of new York's vigilantes, probably because of the hand. Stephen Strange knew the whole time.

I want Patron Saint of New York Peter Parker, with the strong grey morals and connections to everyone on the block who would never dare live anywhere else with any other sort of people.

Forget spelling mistakes its 2 in the morning

[reblovesboys]

peter parker is a dilf magnet guys how do i attract the hot vigilantes like him is there a wikihow for it

[smallandangry24]

Can y’all imagine if Team Red just… switched enemies for a day? They wouldn’t even need to change their moral codes.

1. Spider-Man is more than a match in strength for Deadpool’s (taskmaster, Francis, Juggernaut) and could honestly just web them up

2. Matt wouldn’t be affected by Misterio’s illusions. While Peter doesn’t want to hurt friends/family or endanger bystanders Misterio creates and struggles not relying on his eyes…Matt doesn’t have that problem. He’d just be like “bitch, you don’t smell anything like Foggy” and pummel his stupid fishbowl ass.

3. While he’s working really hard on getting Spidey’s respect, don’t pretend Wade would look at this rich man wrapped up in human trafficking, bombings, drug dealings, etc who overcomes the law and not drop him on the spot. This boy does not have the Catholic-guilt-complex-crisis-over his-own-morality-questioning-if-the-death-of-one-man-justifies-saving-many-even-if-he-has the-right-to-pass-judgement-on-a-soul-and-if not-is-the-execution-worth-his-soul* problem.

….just saying it would be super efficient. They could grab tacos after.

[dyns33]

Deadpool : “My mom was nice enough, but my father used to beat me.”

Moon Knight : “Ah. For us, it was the other way around.”

Daredevil : “My dad tried his best. And my mom…I guess she’s not that bad now that I know her. She just abandoned me when I was a baby and she never saidanything when I was at the orphanage.”

Deadpool : “So it’s clear, Peter’s parents are the best.”

Spiderman : “They died when I was very young.”

Deadpool : “Exactly, they didn’t have time to be a source of disappointment.”

[forgetful-nerd]

Daredevil: today I learned that until the mid-twentieth century, golf clubs were not numbered, but had wonderfully funny names: brassies, niblicks, baffies, mashies, jiggers, spoons, and cleeks.

Deadpool: HEY SPIDEY! Wanna hear the seven new slurs for British people I just came up with???

[the-tyler-as-in-skyler]

i think that people should write about peter "i can and have lifted ten tons" parker being able to easily pin/pick up/overpower people more often

[ahjiing]

Deadpool's guide on how to take care of your blind spider.

Step 16: Give him a blind friend. Loneliness is a killer