buzzfeed unsolved x mcu

ur favorite mcu kids quoting your favorite ghost hunting kids!

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harley in the iron lad suit for the first time: well i feel... good. 

peter: you...

harley: there’s no pockets on this... i dont know what to do with my hands

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pls submit pairings/quotes u wanna see bc i feel like i do the same pairings over and over lol

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peter: one time, i was cutting an avocado, and there was a lot of meat on the pit, so i put the entire pot in my mouth, to get it off, and i thought—if i sneeze right now this pit would get lodged in my throat and i would die. so now i’m kinda scared of avocados. but i always think, what if i did die then?

harley:

harley: fuck, dude.

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peter: so do you believe ghosts are real?

harley: no

peter: why not?

harley: because i’ve never seen one.

peter: there’s a lot of things you can’t see that are real.

harley: like what?

peter: gravity.

harley: yeah, i can drop an apple.

peter: ...fuck.

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clint: i feel bad for the dogs that have to sniff dead bodies all day. 

bucky: yeah, that’s definitely not preferable to the dogs that have to sniff, like, cocaine. 

clint: no, those dogs are loving it. best job they’ve ever had! 

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steve, reading a case file: the victims hands were cut off, presumably to remove identification via fingerprinting. 

clint: well that’s... a lot. 

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clint: im always worried about kids running away... maybe you should put your kids on a leash

natasha: 

clint: sorry what was the question? 

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shane: the tumblr crowd is such a... vocal fanbase of our show

ryan: they’re very supportive of unsolved, they always have been. 

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tony: all rich people are murderers! 

rhodey: fancy coming from you and your silk turtleneck. 

tony, fiddling with the turtleneck: this was eleven dollars on amazon dot com. 

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hi so this account kinda got a lot of clout suddenly

i haven’t been active literally since the day i started it and i’m SORRY

i am probably gonna wait until bfu comes back and i will make new posts as eps come out but who knows i do watch a lot of compilations

should i do posts on watcher too?

anyway sorry lol i’m bad at this

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tony: FUCK YOU GOATMAN

rhodey: holy shit

tony, bouncing around: IM DANCING ON YOUR BRIDGE

tony: ITS MY BRIDGE NOW

tony: IF YOU WANT ME OFF THIS BRIDGE

rhodey: holy shit

tony: YOURE GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME

tony: GONNA HAVE TO THROW ME OFF THE BRIDGE YOURSELF

rhodey: well he did throw someone off the bridge once. don’t loop me into this.

tony: then tell him.

rhodey: i’m not part of his little charades

tony: you’re talking to goatman now.

rhodey:

rhodey: oh fuck

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peter: do you believe in ghosts, first off? 

harley: no

peter, in full ghost hunting gear: ...okay

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tony, looking into the mirror: is your dad a liar? most likely! 

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thor, setting down a mission report: fantastic! i’m sad it’s over. 

bruce: a good read. 

thor: wish i could read it all over again. (turns to criminal) good job, sir. 

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clint: give your babies tattoos! 

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bucky: you’ve never wanted to see the universe just implode? 

sam: no, because i’m not really an anarchist. 

bucky: it’s not anarchy. it’s not disorder, it’s just...nothing. 

sam: 

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bucky: cut off the loose ends. 

clint: yeah... oh, i thought you were talking about cutting off his...testicles. those were in tact? when they found him? 

bucky: as far as i know, yes his penis was still on his person. 

clint: otherwise they probably would’ve mentioned that. 

bucky: i dunno why they wouldn’t have mentioned if he didn’t have his penis. 

clint, looking down at the mission report: penis...check.