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Independent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo. Multi-verse. Written by Tali. Sideblog. (pcseiidcn) 

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SOME LAW AND ORDER SVU QUOTES

Your one night as a bachelor and you go to the grocery store? That's lame.

Don't look at me, I just know stuff.

Don't get him started on one of his conspiracy theories!

He waved his flag at them before they had a chance. Nobody saluted.

Remember that Tom Hanks movie where he managed the girls' team?

Knew her." Does anybody ever really know anybody?

Try not to screw it up with your insane rambling. And stop looking at my ass.

Unnerving, isn't it? That such a degrading death could overshadow such a remarkable life?

Drama's a major food group for teenage girls.

Don't worry when you feel something. Worry when you don't.

Wow. Triple the limit. There was a time I yearned for a girl who could drink like that.

I don't just want to rain on your parade. I want to blow up all the floats.

Isn't it a little dangerous for you to be around all these helpless doughnuts?

I don't get S&M. I mean, "Hurt me, that turns me on?" Come on, what's up with that?

One minute you're getting your doorknob polished, the next you're sweet talking St. Peter.

Don't touch me. I don't like to be touched.

With you around, we're all doomed.

Even the best parents can't protect their children.

And I'd like your balls in a blender, but ain't life a bitch?

What's the matter? You got nightmares?

A man stands up and takes responsibility. A man isn't afraid to face the consequences of his actions.

If I don't keep some mystery, you might grow bored and stop loving me.

A lapdance is a pretty strong signal.

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unrequited love starters

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IN LOVE

“I love you. I’m sorry.”

“I know you don’t feel the same way.”

“I don’t want to be friends.”

“Why can’t you just give me a chance?!”

“How could you pick him/her/them over me?”

“Don’t you get it? It’s because I love you!”

“Just one date. Coffee? Please?”

“Can we please pretend I never said that?”

“Friendzoned again.”

“I want you to be happy, with or without me.”

“You should’ve loved me when you had the chance.”

“I’m a nice person! Why can’t I get dates?”

“I don’t want to be just friends with benefits anymore.”

“Fuck you for toying with my emotions like that.”

“I was there for you when no one else was!”

“Please don’t tell anyone about this.”

“Alright – I can tell a ‘no’ when I hear it.”

“I’m sorry I acted so creepy.”

“Can’t we just give us another chance?”

“I love you. I know you don’t love me, so don’t say it back.”

“You don’t have to say anything, if you don’t want. I just thought you should know.”

“I don’t love him/her/them. I love you.”

“God, please don’t tell my wife/husband/spouse about this.”

“Can I have just one kiss?”

“Fuck. It’s like what they say – nice guys finish last…”

“I knew that’d be your answer. That’s why I never told you before.”

“I’m tired of keeping this secret. Even if you don’t love me back.”

“When I said I loved you, I meant it.”

“Is there any part of you, deep down, that might love me back?”

NOT

“I’m sorry, I just don’t see you that way.”

“I don’t owe you anything!”

“We can be friends instead.”

“I don’t feel as strongly for you as you do for me.”

“If you bring up the friendzone, this conversation is over.”

“I love you, just not in that way.”

“Thanks so much for understanding.”

“You’ll find somebody else.”

“I hope we’ll still be friends after this.”

“No means no, so stop asking!”

“I thought you were my friend.”

“This isn’t a debate. I said no.”

“I don’t think we’d be compatible.”

“Look at this realistically – can you honestly see any scenario where we’d date and not kill each other?”

“You’re only saying that because you’re freaking out.”

“I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.”

“What?!”

“What are you talking about? You’re married!”

“You’re in a relationship with another person – you know this can’t end well.”

“You’re more like a sibling, to be honest.”

“I’m flattered, I just don’t…”

“Wow. I mean – wow. Sorry, I’m just – just really shocked, is all.”

“You were the one that left all those notes for me?”

“We agreed this was just physical!”

“There’s a reason we didn’t work out the first time.”

“I’m sorry, but… no.”

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a hundred random starters 

below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)

❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞

❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞

❝ love is love is love is love. ❞

❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞

❝ why are you crying this time? ❞

❝ you will never escape. ❞

❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞

❝ everything has its consequences. ❞

❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞

❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞

❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞

❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞

❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞

❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞

❝ they died screaming. ❞

❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞

❝ how long have you known? ❞

❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞

❝ the law can be changed. ❞

❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞

❝ your child is adorable! ❞

❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞

❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞

❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞

❝ he adores you. ❞

❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞

❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞

❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞

❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞

❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞

❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞

❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞

❝ then kill me. ❞

❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞

❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞

❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞

❝ death is just another adventure. ❞

❝ stop! ❞

❝ let them watch. ❞

❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞

❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞

❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞

❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞

❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞

❝ you love him? ❞

❝ do you love me at all? ❞

❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞

❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞

❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞

❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞

❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞

❝ the king is displeased. ❞

❝ long live your majesty! ❞

❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞

❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞

❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞

❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞

❝ do you really think that? ❞

❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞

❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞

❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞

❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞

❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞

❝ are you a virgin? ❞

❝ I’m married. ❞

❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞

❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞

❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞

❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞

❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞

❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞

❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞

❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞

❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞

❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞

❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞

❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞

❝ are we going to die here? ❞

❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞

❝ I am no longer a child! ❞

❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞

❝ what if something happens to them? ❞

❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞

❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞

❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞

❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞

❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞

❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞

❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞

❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞

❝ this is my home. ❞

❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞

❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞

❝ fuck me. ❞

❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞

❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞

❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞

❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞

❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞

❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞

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         BBC Sherlock roleplay group set after ‘His Last Vow’ – James Moriarty has announced his survival to the world. Though he has not yet come out of hiding. His whereabouts are a mystery as the consulting detective and all of  New Scotland Yard race to unfold Moriarty’s mischievous plans. 

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israclipocahontas

         ‘ Easy there Rambo, no loaded guns in the bullpen. Put it away David.’

Tony offered a warning to his partner before the higher ups caught sight they would run her through the mud. 

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She caught the clicker in her hands, fumbling it a little as she did, unsure why he tossed it to her. “Uh, okay.” She clicked the button and watched as their victim’s ID appeared on the screen. “Staff Sergeant Talia Swift is our victim. No record or anything in bank statements that would say something’s wrong. Divorced from her husband, who has sole custody of their daughter. He lives in New York with their daughter.”

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It was  e v i d e n t  that they had nothing to go off of.

   ‘ No paper trail definitely means something is up. Maybe we should talk with the ex-husband see what he knows? Interview her CO and see if the Staff Sergeant had any known enemies.’

Tony leaned against his desk looking at the screen before glancing between both McGee and Bishop for further input.

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send ✆ for a morning text send ♔ for an angry text send  ♠ for a drunk text send ☏ for a vague text send ⁇ for a worried text send ♣ for a text not meant for you send ✺for a sassy text send √ for a long-winded confession text send ☠ for a misguided advice text send ☢ for a desperate text send ☼ for a congratulatory text send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

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   ‘ F e d e r a l  agent! Freeze!’

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lethaldctective

    ‘ Back so soon? Ya know L.A.’s gonna miss ya if you’re away too long.’

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statsandsnacks

           ‘ G u e s s  what?  it’s your lucky day Probie, you’re taking point.’ the Italian man tossed the clicker over to their newest member. The senior agent stepped back a little allowing for her to take control if she so desired.

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