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Hazy nostalgic flashback montage but instead of a dead wife it’s a defunct kebab shop

couples outfit idea

Anybody have lighthouse that needs tending to? If I have to work with the general public for one more day I’m walking into the ocean

#working the 3-11 today 🫩#after my manager works the am shift where she infamously does jack shit #what a fun way to start my 48 hour work week 😻#got two days off for the first time in weeks and they said that’s enough! more six day weeks for you!#and even when management is there and supposed to cover you for lunch she’ll actually just disappear so you don’t get to eat!!#pray for me #sy hates hospitality

fridaynightpostsblog

Boyband whose lore is that they're sealed in a clock tower and their music videos are the only way they can reach outside world

hometoursandotherstuff

tuberrrrrr

how it fucking feels

#unwitness protection program #just roll with it

bugshroom

you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.

untitledrockshow

dream blunt rotation

#osha approved blunt rotation #my first blunt rotation was at a funeral and it was more lit then this

Guys I finally found another place to get my favorite niche cheese so I don’t have to use my ex boyfriend as a cheese plug, huge news for tumblr user slaylus

#he’s a cheese monger for context #he also follows me on here lmao #if you’re reading this I appreciate your service as a cheese plug #I will miss your employee discount #sy yaps

the-quasar-hero

Wait, the dog days are over? The dog days are done? And no one told me 😰?!

terpsikeraunos

posting on tumblr is risky because there's always a chance that your diary will undergo peer review

gumy-shark

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

probuccalfat

they should invent a father you can forgive

parkchanwoohoo

Guys when did Bebus the wise start inflicting the horrors onto a group of children

#the whiplash going from the one-shot to. this. fucking insane #even the darkest of jrwi campaigns are x10 funnier if you imagine they are somehow apart of the bebus cinematic universe #also #restarting prime defenders and god damn it’s so crazy to see how far he’s come as a dm #bizlyyyyy my fucking goat #my evil evil goat who has shot me 47 times #bebus the wise #unwitness protection program #just roll with it

BIG UPP 2.4 SPOILERS‼️‼️

Ending it on “well Lui almost died and he’s full of pus now, goodbye” is actually crazy work. Literally what am I supposed to do with myself now ?????

#I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS #aaaaa I’m so excited this means we’ll be continuing with the series though #I need it on my desk right nowwww #sidebar: pus corrected to puss when I was writing this LMAO #yeah he almost died but he’s just soooo cunty now #unwitness protection program #just roll with it #upp spoilers #jrwi upp spoilers

mourning-at-night

what a shitty day at work for mrs. fleetwood. your husband takes your daughter out for ice cream on his lunch break and never comes back. your daughter is found unconscious on the side of the road with a broken leg. she breaks out of the hospital for a second time but hey when she comes back her leg will be miraculously healed. you will have no idea how that’s even possible. earlier your colleague randomly attacked an emo boy and now you guys are probably gonna get sued

#she probably doesn’t smoke given the whole doctor thing but can someone get her a candy cigarette or something #unwitness protection program #just roll with it #upp spoilers #jrwi upp spoilers

Waited till it was dark and I was fighting sleeping meds to watch the new UPP episode with full immersion. I may never sleep again, but WORTH IT. Bizly you beautiful unsettling little freak of a keeper, you’ve instilled me with dread out the wazoo

#I’m also a little high which really completes the paranoia trifecta #but RAHHH IT WAS SO GOOD #unwitness protection program #just roll with it

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