is this a,,, big mood?

l a r g e e m o t i o n

[owlpajamas-deactivated20220420]

everyone, meet sesame!

she purrs very loudly (turn up the volume!)

this is a video of my mom petting her

[untoxicated]

I would die for you Sesame

[apjvff]

reblog if you are scrolling through the dash & nodding while you read posts

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[slimetony]

I just woke up

[mcworms]

how was your nap

[i-am-a-fish]

fucj

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

[bongcop]

[bongcop]

a happy ending! 

[sweetener]

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

chillin on a Saturday night

[thepope]

Calm down jojo

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

[totallyfubar]

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

get on my level boys

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

[nerdgul]

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

[tyrannosarcophagous]

this post appears once every million years

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

[valkyriethor-deactivated2018100]

what i say: ilyt

what i mean: I love you thor

[lostindaydreams-gemz]

please help me to eat!

*PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST*

Friday, August 3rd -  Hi everyone, I’m Gemma and I’m so sorry to ask this again so soon from my previous benefit sanction post but I honestly have no other choice and I desperately need help to get groceries this month.

At the moment, I have absolutely no income and until my benefits are reinstated (around late August or September) I really need some help to get groceries and basic supplies (laundry powder, toiletries etc..) for this month and it is so important that I get these essentials as I have regularly skipped on eating for the past few weeks in a row now to try and make ends meet and as many of you know, it has taken such a toll on me that I have been diagnosed with a folic acid deficiency, due to lack of nutrition and without basic groceries, my condition will only get worse.

If anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would literally save my life and, sharing definitely helps just as much as donations. Nobody has to donate if they can’t or don’t want to, I know we’re all struggling. Thank you for your help 💖

PayPal • Ko-fi☕or Cash.me

[candypixel]

I love u

GUESS WHAT

[candypixel]

I LOVE YOU TOO

[pukicho]

[mcworms]

purest interaction on this website

[theluars-blog]

[teuer]

1 (𝓸𝓷𝓮) 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕙 𝕗𝕣𝕪

[did-you-know]

Source

[hellzabeth]

LEMME TELL YOU BITCHES ABOUT MY GIRL CARMILLA

FOLKS FORGET ABOUT CARMILLA AND HER WONDERFUL LOVE STORY JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T GET AS MUCH PUBLICITY AS OL’ DRAC BUT SHE’S AWESOME

SHE DOESN’T BURN IN SUNLIGHT BUT DOES WEAKEN CONSIDERABLY TO THE POINT OF FAINTING AND NEVER WAKES UP BEFORE NOON (MY SPIRIT MONSTER IS CARMILLA YO) AND WHEN SHE FEEDS FROM LAURA IT’S ALWAYS FROM HER LEFT BREAST. THAT’S STRAIGHT UP VICTORIAN EROTICA YO. SHE CAN TRANSFORM INTO A CAT AND INTO FOG, SIMILAR TO DRAC, AND HAS THIS LONG, BEAUTIFUL DARK HAIR.

YOU CAN READ THE WHOLE THING ONLINE IT’S OUT OF COPYRIGHT AND STUFF BUT HOLY SHIT A STORY ABOUT WOMEN IN THE 1800S THAT PASSES THE BECHDEL TEST WHAT????

GO. READ IT. IT’LL TAKE YOU BARELY AN HOUR AT MOST.

[aviofavalon]

holy shit i am so reading this wtf

[whethervane]

HOLY FUCK I NEED TO READ THIS

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

there’s also a super cute modern adaption on YouTube that is hella gay in the best way

[pukicho]

Long live me, bitch. May I prosper and just be happy

[cuppabunn-deactivated20250511]

Fucking prosper, you funky little bitch

[pukicho]

[shiftythrifting]

momther….

[bunjywunjy]

@pukicho

[sapphic-rat]

@pukicho

[pukicho]

@pukicho

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