how genshin men drive
i keep saying these are jokes but they’re lowkey fun so idk anymore (@xiaosmoon this is what i came up with suddenly on tt asdfghj)
drives surprisingly good. he follows the speed limit, makes everyone wear their seatbelts and even lets his passengers control the music always
childe, kazuha, razor, gorou, aether
drives super erratic. like 20 mph over the speed limit and you seriously think you’re going to die when you get into a car with him. plays loud music because it “feels like mario kart”
venti, xinqiu, bennett
drives with one hand gripping the bottom of the steering wheel. speeds a little but nothing like above. sometimes he’ll put his free hand on your leg/knee
kaeya, thoma, albedo
drives so slow. he drives like an elderly person for no reason at all and you get so internally angry when you’re driving with him
diluc, zhongli, chongyun,
suffers from serious road rage and once again, you’re horrified to be driving in a car with him. almost crashes the car everytime he drives out of anger
xiao </3
