this is a joke blog

mostly.

[minotauri]

[mdzsheritageposts]

date of origin: january 21st, 2020

[lesbianbaxia]

ever think abt how the only reason in the 13 (or 16 in the untamed) years JC never learned about the golden core was because he never tried. to unsheathe Suibian. bc i do and also i keep thinking about how fucking funny it would have been if while searching for wwx Jiang Cheng had just like. tried to unsheathe Suibian. and Suibian came out. Or like even after they reunited he goes to grab Suibian for wwx and *schnick* it just comes out and everyone is looking at it and him like

[lesbianbaxia]

*lan jingyi voice* on this episode of Gusu Supernatural: Unsolved, we're investigating the theory that Sect Leader Jiang is actually the Yiling Lazou and Ouyang Zizhen tells me this technically doesn't count as gossip if we say this is an investigation

[nyahuaisang]

LMAO NO WAIT

SO LIKE

THEYRE AT AN ALL SECT MEETING OR SUMN RIGHT

AND WHOEVER FOUND SUIBIAN(cause lbr theres no way jiang cheng or lan zhan would just accept that his sword just poofed into thin air) BRINGS IT OUT TO SHOW EVERYONE AND THEN EVERYONES ALL HYPED CAUSE HEY MAYBE WE CAN GET HIS SOUL FROM THIS AND KILL HIM ONCE AND FOR ALL

AND JIANG CHENG JUST TELLS EVERYONE TO FUCK OFF CAUSE HES GONNA BE THE ONE TO KILL THE YILING LAOZU AS HE GRABS THE SWORD BY THE SCABBARD

AND THEN SUIBIAN JUST SLIDES OUT AND FALLS TO THE GROUND ALL CLINKY CLUNK LIKE

AND EVERYONES JUST SILENT

[lesbianbaxia]

everyone watching like this

[gringoslur]

all those useless clans:

[lesbianbaxia]

JC now thoroughly convinced he is, somehow, Yiling Patriarch

[gringoslur]

after all that JC feels a very intense look, he look at his right and he sees this:

(whispering) "wei ying??"

[huiasang]

[mdzsheritageposts]

date of origin: august 15th, 2019

[neverdoingmuch]

in modern aus i see people having suibian and bichen as like pets, but what if it was just their laptops. wwx and jc have matching laptops and wen chao gets wen zhuliu to throw jc’s laptop in a river and wwx just like changes his password and wallpaper and is like dope i found your laptop. jc is like wow! i dont remember having so many memes on my laptop but my laptops back! lwj is on a quest to find out why wwx is doing his entire thesis in the notes app on his phone. wei ying come to the it department with me and all that. 

[mdzsheritageposts]

date of origin: november 17th, 2020