A rhino is just a plump unicorn

[mochific]

[carlosmoya]

That’s the right answer!

[casslantis]

your mom didn’t let you chill in the womb for 9 months so you could degrade women

[hydrogenandtonic-deactivated202]

when I was in 5th grade, my class held a spelling bee and the kid in line after me got the word “lieutenant.” this word proceeded to strike everyone out but when it came to be my turn again, I NAILED IT AFTER 3 YEARS OF WATCHING THE OPENING CREDITS OF STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION WHERE IT SAYS MICHAEL DORN AS LIEUTENANT WORF. and when my teacher said “correct” I fell to my knees and kissed the ground and my classmates stared at me like I was some sort of deity

someone asked me today what the happiest moment of my life was and the memory of being a Star Trek prodigy at age 10 hit me like a freight train

[naytchgirl-deactivated20170709]

Someone please quickly explain baby clothing sizes to me

[debthaver-deactivated20170812]

baby clothes are smaller than most adult or even childrens clothes. i hope this helps

[disneycollective]

gif battle | vs. tianamulan

round ten • emotions: love

[coffeenonsense]

Watching alta again as an adult is wild like damn Iroh I'd be exhausted too if I was a) parenting a traumatized and enraged firebending 16 year old against his wishes and/or knowledge and b) the only reasonable adult in a whole nation currently not about to throw hands with a literal 12 year old

[mossgirl]

[thespoonmissioner]

[thequotejournals]

The only time you truly become an adult is when you finally forgive your parents for being just as flawed as everyone else.

Douglas Kennedy, The Pursuit of Happiness (via a-twistinmynightmare)

[pururin]

[tenkaichibudokai]

[steviepsyclone]

The moment people were like “oh shit water benders”

[el-aurian-deactivated20200313]

I really loved this episode though, it was an established theme in the show that firebenders are associated with death and waterbenders are associated with life and healing, and up to this point it all seemed so clear-cut, because fire obviously destroys everything in its path while water can put out fires and heals, as we’ve seen particularly in Katara’s case with her natural healing ability.  

Then we meet Hama, who due to years of torture and hatred has found a way to turn the classic gentler waterbending ways into a weapon of destruction and manipulation, and honestly I can’t think of a better way to introduce people to the fact that things are never as clear cut as they seem.  We’ve thought of waterbenders as the good guys up until this point, so it’s jarring to find out that no, despite stereotypes and traditions, there are always going to be good and bad people in every culture/group, but that’s the point of the entire show.

It’s revisited later too when Aang and Zuko find the Sun Warriors who teach them firebending is not just about death and destruction, but also about bringing warmth to the earth and making plants grow and both Aang and Zuko needed to hear that they weren’t just instruments of destruction and gain confidence from the idea of using firebending to create life and I love it I love this show so much.

[flowisaconstruct-deactivated202]

I’ve said this roughly 1,000 times on this blog, but I think this show is a masterpiece of narrative. They establish characters and cultures that any other show would codify and then turn their own concept on its ear in believeable ways time and time again. Really exceptional.

[aplpaca]

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

[asexualbrigadier]

“YOU KNEEL BEFORE MY THRONE UNAWARE THAT IT WAS BORN OF LIES” IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SENTENCES I’VE EVER READ AND I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE IT’S ON A POST ABOUT BULLSHITTING ON ASSIGNMENTS.

[freshmoviequotes]

[antoniosbanderas]

“Now it is time for my cat to be cleaned”  Aladdin (2019) dir. Guy Ritchie

[pukicho]

I love the olympics. They just decide what country they wanna be in and devastate their economy for sports and then leave, and everyone claps.

[crystal-farmer]

And when you choose a life partner, you’re choosing a lot of things, including your parenting partner and someone who will deeply influence your children, your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 100 vacations, your primary leisure time and retirement friend, your career therapist, and someone whose day you’ll hear about 18,000 times. Intense shit.

Wait But Why - How to Pick Your Life Partner (via tanghuijuan)