Fantasy Fanatic

Hey I'm Cassandra and I'm just another dork in this world

[bob-belcher]

[endmyreign]

[sapphleaf]

[homoprince]

call me Marge Simpson cause i love you homie

[jalapeepo]

WHAT THE FUCK

[animatedtext]

[borderlinepdfeels]

[guooey]

[hungwy]

The rat said this

[casslantis]

your mom didn’t let you chill in the womb for 9 months so you could degrade women

[theycallmemonster]

She didn’t grow a baby girl in her womb to talk down to men at every turn either. Not all men are garbage, nor are they meant to kiss the asses of women just because we have tits. Ladies need to start acting like ladies if they wanna be treated good. If you have bad experiences, move on, move forward and make better decisions. Don’t shame every fuckin dude that tries just cause you got hung up on an idiot. Assholes come in many varieties and BOTH genders.

[casslantis]

I didn’t even mention a certain gender degrading women :)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202]

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

[ywg]

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

[the-spaztic-fantastic]

This legitimately needs to be in future literature textbooks to capture the Covid-19 Pandemic.

[babyanimalgifs]

oh my god, please take 3 seconds out of your day to watch this.

[pleasedontcutily]

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[oukime]

[ottermatopoeia]

what a beautiful wedding

[cuddlingwithsatan]

said a bridesmaid to a waiter

[stylesdiningtable]

yes but what a shame

[bondange]

the poor grooms bride is a llama

[natemovesaway-blog]

What? A llama?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!

[detectivehole]

emperor kuzco was clearly gay

[detectivehole]

hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit

[oscar-pastry]

This is Malina erasure and I will not have it

[saddest-cat-hours]

[blairvvitchproject]

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

[badjokesbyjeff]

[abbelbabbel]

this is such a solid joke omg