uhhh yikes

butch. he/him. 28. why are we still here?

[aboutoriginality]

[notaplaceofhonour]

[papayajuan2019]

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

[dracoj]

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

[vixvigil]

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

[mousey-toy]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[wannab-urs]

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

[stuckinapril]

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[butchorder]

Butch & Butch Bait, Manchester, 2026

[importantpics]

[mysweetoddbird]

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

[doeberman-deactivated20210530]

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

[eroscestlavie]

normally I would not just screenshot myself and post it here but it’s Friday and I’m feeling lazy