[meadery]

blaire ✩ he/she/they ✩ 26

main blog is @slipknots, this is a sideblog for me 2 have fun and play. i vent here sometimes. 🧑‍💻

if we’re mutuals on main feel free to follow <3 randoms will be blocked

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[prince4knights]

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

[angelicguy]

step son saw my candy

[pjackk]

[flanbolt]

[iamoutofideas]

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

[gameclam]

[badluckbrian-deactivated]

[thepoisonroom]

hot available breakfast sandwiches in my area

[powerburial]

New macklemore “thrift store 2”

In the thrift shop at the hospital Found some clothes they dont need anymore Put the coat on and gain their memories

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[graceebooks]

i’m just having fun. hatred is involved but i’m just having fun

[homeboygirl]

okay

[dntwannabeurgirl]

stop using ai i need that water for my bong

[littlelumpofwool]

If you look closely you can tell the exact moment he stopped being angry and started being horny.

[when-you-fail]