My Escape

26 | Bi | She/her | Polyamorous

[succubus-princess]

Test your girl: see how long she can stand up while you fingerfuck her.

[funnytwittertweets]

[devildaddys-world-deactivated20]

you just want a tongue all over your pussy, don’t you?!!

[cannibalchicken]

[bunneis]

[writing-prompt-s]

The human brain has evolved to see the world as it expects to see it, not as it really is. Supernatural creatures have hidden in humanity’s blindspots for millennia. You have just woken up from a first-of-its-kind brain surgery and can see what’s really in your hospital room.

[just-shower-thoughts]

We had the technology to land on the moon before having the technology to fake it convincingly

[bbyyleila]

I want to be forced to cum over and over again until I’m a crying and begging mess

[zombilenium]

‘Forgotten library’

Francis Meslet Art

[disgustinggf]

[authorizedpope]

excuse me?????

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[just-shower-thoughts]

A lot of songs are more important to certain people than they are to the artists who wrote them.

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

I looked up "roundest bird" and i dont know what i expected but im crying.

Look at it. Its called a bearded reedling

Look at them. Theyre so spherical. So round. Why is your face in the middle of your body sir. I cannot believe this bird is real.

I imagine i could bounce one like a basketball and it would be perfectly fine.

This bird is perfect. This is my new favourite bird

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

This bird is making me sob tears of joy i love him

[97-86]

rest your head on my chest when the world feels heavy on you

[egscomics]

A stabby PSA from Liz.

[thehobbitchronicles]

slow living 🌿