meandering mae

she/her | not a bot i swear i just cant talk about myself without spontaneously combusting

[glowcowboy]

i am full of love and also fatigue

[maxxie-or-smth]

who do you think i am? looking for recommendations

[miseria-fortes-viros]

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

[sleepyseaslug]

romants

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[headspace-hotel]

Me: *seeing a doctor* Did the test come back positive?

Doctor: *has a doctorate in English Lit* I’m sorry, it’s a little more challenging than we thought. We analyzed your imagery, and it appears that you symbolize the fleeting nature of the American dream

Me: oh god

[birdsareblooming]

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

[birdsareblooming]

holy shit is that kate bush

[perplexingly]

Don't be shackled by the idea that going out can only be done with a group of friends, learn to feel comfortable going alone [remembers that encouraging consumerism isn't progressive] into the deep dark woods

[theweirdwideweb]

[starlit-meadow]

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[dovesick]

various types of pigeons

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[insomniac-arrest]

the road OUT of hell is also paved with good intentions. That’s just kind of the main road we’ve got

[partingglances1986]

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

[finalgirlguy]

2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things