Me and My Assorted Kinks

Melbourne based kink blog. Into AB/DL, Rubber/Latex, Watersports, Fisting, Chastity and Leather amongst other things

[vincentvangoo]

Homophones: Version 2.0

Learning is FUN! Even YOU can do it!

[This is a Photoshop fake (not AI-generated) from images found on the internet. These people aren’t really dressed like this, but it's what they might look like if they were.]

[closetkrinkster]

When your big tells you they want to show you off… so they take your pants and tell you to lift your shirt so everyone can see exactly what you wear

[babypudge]

"There you go, buddy-boy, that locking wrist leash should keep you from bouncing away from me while we break in your new denim romper with a full day of errands. I'm thinking we'll hit Costco first - you know how busy it gets on the weekend - maybe we'll swing by Target afterwards if those wipes I like are out of stock again. Then lunch at Chuck E. Cheese, if you're good. The car is getting pretty dirty, so we'll stop by the self-service car wash. I might even let you work the sprayer and see what it's like to soak something other than your Huggies for once..."

"After that, we just need to swing by the UPS Store to pick up all those booster pads that arrived while we were at Grandma's last week and go to the grocery store - seeing as someone already went through all his Gerber Grain & Grow Puffs. Naturally, there'll be a diaper change at some point along the way - I would say that exactly when that'll happen is up to you, but we both know that it's way out of your control these days!

C'mon, squishy butt, the Daddy Express isn't leaving the station without your crinkly caboose strapped into the carseat - and Tigger too!"

[n4ppych4ppy]

⚠️Caution Wet Diaper⚠️ - 🧷🍼 Pampers Kiddo Junior Maxi Plus ☁️ Stuffers Tykables Dubbler

[littleliam513]

first day that I’ve felt brave enough to wear at my new(ish) job! 🥰🥰

Not super noticeable through the slacks yet but I’ll post again at the end of my shift and we’ll see if there’s a slightly bigger diaper bulge 😂

[daddysdiaperboy]

Reblog if you think my diapers should be thicker

[paddedpinchy]

I'm going to wear 24/7 forever if Germany wins the world cup 😘

[babypudge]

The grownups call you their Bouncing Baby Boy. Perhaps its because of the way you bounce in your crib when you want out, knowing all too well that babies aren't allowed to talk in this house. Or maybe it’s due to how you bounce in frustration while strapped in your highchair as you watch Mommy take big bites of her steak in between pushing another heaping spoonful of bland baby food into your mouth. Another reason may be the way you’re often sent off to bounce in the inflatable castle the adults rent for the bimonthly backyard BBQ they throw so your former big-boy friends can see just how far you’ve fallen into your new infantile lifestyle. It could also come down to the fact that the grownups always put you in your baby-bouncer as they enjoy some “adult time” together, spurred on by your futile attempts to free yourself. More than likely, it’s because of Daddy’s habit of bouncing you on his knee after you've make dirty diapers for him like a good baby. Then again, maybe it’s just a cute reference to the way you bounce against the restraints of your stroller during your daily locked & plugged “outdoor enrichment time” on the bumpy cobblestone walking path at the local park. With any luck, you’ll figure it out tomorrow, when the bouncing starts all over again…

[justanotherdiaperedguy]

Another wet morning.

[justanotherdiaperedguy]

All taped up in a thick diaper with a booster. I feel more confident that I won’t leak if I have lots of protection at night time. Even as it gets cold I prefer to sleep in just a diaper. Kind of always been my default.

[justanotherdiaperedguy]

The slow, natural change when someone finds out you’re still in diapers. Starting off sympathetic and understanding, but slowly becoming more involved. Not because it’s fun and kinky, but because they think you need help.

“Oh, you’re in diapers? For real? That must be so hard!”

“Incontinence huh. That’s gotta be tough. Is it like, a full time thing?”

“Oh so you have to wear a diaper 24/7? Like… you can’t use the toilet?”

“So does your incontinence affect um… like intimacy and such? Like would you have an accident in the bed if we took your diaper off?”

“Maybe we’ll just leave your diaper on instead. We can find other ways of being romantic with each other.”

“Hey I’m just gonna adjust your shirt, your diaper was showing a bit when you bent over.”

“When was your last change, babe? You’re waddling a bit more than usual. Come over here real quick.”

“Oh yeah, you’re soaked sweetie. I’m glad I packed one of your diapers in my bag! Just wanted to be safe since we’re going to be out for awhile.”

“I’m sure we can find a family restroom or something honey. We’ll get you all cleaned up!”

“Oh this one has one of those bigger changing tables. Hop up and I’ll take care of you.”

“Yes I’m going to change your diaper. You didn’t even notice how wet you were sweetie. Remember how you leaked the other day because you were distracted? I think it’s better if I keep an eye on your diapers for a bit. I don’t want to have to clean pee off my couch!”

“Yeah it’s a diaper bag. I needed one that was a bit better suited to carrying your diapers around when we go out so I can change you when you need one.”

“Well, I think it’s better if I handle your changes. You don’t always know when you’re wet and the other day you didn’t even realize you were messy! I don’t mind helping sweetie, it’s not a big deal! Besides, you can’t see back there anyway so it’s better if I wipe you so you don’t get a rash.”

“If you need a change just let me know, I’ll come to you and change you. I keep extra changing supplies in my SUV so just let me know.”

“No honey I don’t think you should be changing yourself any time soon. There’s been way less leaks and rashes since I took over.”

“Sweetie, my friend already knows you’re in diapers. I had to tell them. I’d feel bad if you leaked on their furniture or if you have a stinky accident. It’s not a big deal. They understand!”

“Yeah, diapers 24/7! It keeps me busy! Yeah, incontinence. Poor thing! Just can’t stay dry. But that’s okay, it’s easy enough to manage!”

“I ordered more diapers for you sweetie. I wanted to change them up and I found some that are so cute!”

“You look like such a baby in those diapers! It’s adorable. Maybe we’ll keep getting these cute diapers from now on.”

“Oh honey, no I don’t think we should do that kind of grown up stuff together. How about you curl up in my lap and we watch a show!”

“I know you’re a grownup sweetie, but I just don’t see you that way. You’re my soft little angel and I love you this way. I don’t think we’ll be going back to ‘normal’ again sweetie. I like taking care of you too much.”

“You’re not a baby? Are you sure? Because babies wear diapers. Babies get changed by someone else. Babies don’t pick when they get changed or what diaper they wear. Babies use pacifiers. Babies sleep with a stuffy they’ve always had. Babies have to do what their mommies and daddies say. I’m not seeing many things that stand out as big to me.”

“You’re a baby sweetie. You don’t get a say in that stuff anymore. You just do what you’re told and keep being such a good little baby for me! You make me so happy when you let me take care of you.”

“We’re gonna keep you little forever I think. You seem to like this so much more than being big. You just follow along and let me make all those icky decisions for you. You do so much better when I handle everything. You’re just not cut out to be big, honey.”

[enigmaboy]

Back by popular demand: my thoroughly humiliating, utterly embarrassing video confessional. Enjoy.

[fagindagarden]

[lockedandlearning]

I AM A DIAPER FAGGOT!

Diaper faggots are the lowest of lifeforms on the planet!

Some facts about diaper faggots:

Diaper faggots are not necessary gay! However, diaper faggots are placed on earth to serve men whether they like it or not.

All diaper faggots belong tightly locked in chastity! Diaper faggots must focus on superior men's pleasure, not their own.

Diaper faggots use their diapers for everything! Piss, shit, and cum if they are ever allowed.

Diaper faggots do whatever they are told! Diaper faggots are below everyone else and must follow instructions from anyone who gives them.

You must reblog if you are also a diaper faggot!

If you are not a diaper faggot, congratulations! Do whatever you want with us, and feel free to message me to tell me how I can serve you!

[subsissydiaperslave-deactivated]

Please make me in to one daddy

[sweet-desires]

"When your collection starts to look like this, it's time to go full time...

Throw out your old underwear and embrace regression."

To see all my NSFW captions and to suport the blog: AllMyLinks🍑

[tbrmgfh]

My dream is to have a collection like this

[babypudge]

You say you'd like to watch 4 full minutes of me struggling and fussing while tied up in my crib with a 3-layer diaper? Well...okay!

(P.S. sorry my crib is so creaky, I did what I could to filter it, but I'll try to see if I can minimize it more next time)

[mojothecrinkler]