I Will Never Be Satisfied

Tabitha. Berklee College of Music student. Kicking patriarchal butt, championing women, eating pancakes, cuddling dogs, saving the world (and other extreme sports). I honestly just love musicals so much??

[sirfrogsworth]

[my-dark-happy-place]

I am Ernie and all my friends are Bert.

[spooksandwheezes]

this bitch said “,okay,”

[raviposting]

Shane: “If you are going to kill me, turn the right one off.”

[music note as flashlight turns off]

Shane: “Okay!”

[filmtrash]

[jesterlesbian]

why did we let tom hooper direct anything after he denied us the four hour cut of les mis 2012

[teenscoolest]

Someone call Netflix

[edg3ydaddies]

Ppl: 007 IS SUPPOSED TO DRIVE FAST CARS AND FUCK WOMEN Me: And 007 can STILL do BOTH those things, that hasn’t changed…. Ppl:

[countbezukhov]

[classical-crap]

[sopranoandthealtoclef]

What a mood

[copperbadge]

I feel like not enough attention is being paid to the savagery of “said accurately of himself” right before the mood. 

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[link]

[insomniac-arrest]

new friend: gosh you are so intelligent and well-spoken

me: :)

me internally: you fool, that is because you are on level 2 friendship, by level 5 I will be mumbling nonsense and finishing every half-baked sentence with ‘ya know?’

[duckbunny]

basic friendship: we talk about issues in our lives and give each other advice

advanced friendship: same, but i always advise murder

[dankmemeuniversity]

[weloveshortvideos]

Kmart deserves commercial of the year

[breadwolf]

OH THEY’RE SAYING GAS

[mis3rybiscuits]

Saw the opportunity and didn’t let it pass them

[tittled]

[susa-maru]

[elodieunderglass]

oh NO

[justtrustmeokay-deactivated2021]

[ororosmunroe]

I think I like Mulaney because he tells stories like how I tell stories:

Repeats things for emphasis.

Comments on parts of the story while telling the story, “You know, like how you talk to an 8 year old.”

Adds unnecessary details because I need to be fully immersed in the story I’m telling you. They hold no weight at all to the story but are purely for my own satisfaction.

Inserts random pop culture reference because my mind is basically the Wheel of Fortune and things just seemingly are linked (when they probably really aren’t ).

Facial exaggerations.

[pagesixlovers]

[oddpyromaniac]

The man is a legend agshjdjd

[rollingstoneboycomplex]

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday ” that hurt me

[unclefather]

[cerberusjam]