meat-sword-and-shield

I exist

[siyas-left-boob-deactivated2021]

Trying to prove a point to my abusive mother

Reblog if you think that going through your kids’ stuff without their consent and denying them privacy is cruel and not right.

[meat-sword-and-shield]

I want to make a Eurosona

[meat-sword-and-shield]

I think that Panama’s territories are technically separated by an ocean

[clungedestroyer]

[ginger-ale-official]

If I used ginger ale as a replacement IV Fluid, how long would it take for the superpowers to kick in?

It would happen as you pick up the ale but then you couldn’t pierce your skin with the needle because of the powers

[meat-sword-and-shield]

What if someone else set up the IV?

[pukicho]

Went to buy groceries like a person and the store checkout guy, (bag guy, don’t know the name) was like “haha just been thinking about BFG DIVISION” - I know what doom is, its that song from doom, but why did he say that? what if i was a grandma? a grandma wouldn’t know what BFG division is.

[meat-sword-and-shield]

The big friendly giant is in doom?

[meat-sword-and-shield]

One time in elementary school, I had a british teacher who collaberated with the music teacher to make brownies for the queen of england’s birthday. brownies right after 4/20 in america. cool coincidence.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

r/vexillology

The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

[jakemorph]

oh shit i just peed on my towel accidentally better turn this into clout

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

it was a WATER STAIN i had an ICE PACK and it LEAKED onto the towel I DIDN'T FUCKCING PEE ON IT

[iamoutofideas]

you peed on it

[iamoutofideas]

you peed on it didn’t you lil piss boy

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

I DIDN'T PISS I DIDN'T!!!! I'M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY!!!! I'M NOT!!!!

[meat-sword-and-shield]

You’re not a peepee boy. You would need a lot more than 2 pees to make so much of it wet. You’re a peepeepeepeepee boy

[bellygangstaboo]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe EXP is real and nobody has killed enough to level up

[meat-sword-and-shield]

What about executioners?

[ithelpstodream]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so is Victory

[ashermajestywishes]

LOVE TRIANGLE

[bsparrow]

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

[justrollinon]

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

[acciowine]

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

[krustybunny-deactivated20221129]

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

[spectrometon]

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

[quentineliot]

Rb for that art doe

[identicaltwinhalfbrother]

Dignity here to join the girl posse.

[brainwad]

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

[becomeunsolved]

reblogging for the second time

[athelind]

ALWAYS REBLOG

[cydonianlady]

Reblogging because I don’t think Dignity was on it last time I saw it.

[thenightling]

Dignity is rare on this site. 

[meat-sword-and-shield]

No ones going to mention mOTHER FREAKING NATURE?

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

I know I said I wasn’t gonna use you people to get my homework done but can someone please explain to me the difference between old imperialism (1500s-1600s) and new imperialism (1800s) google won’t give me a straight answer

[meat-sword-and-shield]

Old imperialism ended. New imperialism hasn't. Trust me. I'm not an expert

[badjokesbyjeff]

I was 16 minutes late for my first math lecture, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes late for the third.

At this rate, I’ll never be there on time.

[meat-sword-and-shield]

Jeff change your name

[ginger-ale-official]

I’m just tryna kiss a girl bro o^o (in this post I am a bird)

[ginger-ale-official]

Kissed a girl tonight bro

[meat-sword-and-shield]

Alabama 100

[yaboi-scp049]

[meat-sword-and-shield]

I'm about to cause an epidemic

[no-hetsplanation-for-aa]

thinking about godot….in a non-regretful manner today

i’ve been seeing information flying around about how godot’s misogyny is largely due in part to the english localization. but even taking that into consideration, i still don’t like him as a character. if we cast aside his super fucking rude comments toward franziska, and also the fact that, yeah, losing someone close to you is absolutely traumatizing, and he’s right to be affected deeply by mia’s death–things that he’s been criticized for but can be subjective at this point given the new evidence we have, i think that what truly makes him a bad person is the choices he made involving the fey family

i’m not talking about mia here, i’m talking about maya. it is revealed to us at the end of trials and tribulations that godot KNEW about dahlia and morgan’s revenge plot, and that him murdering misty was because he wanted to protect maya from being killed. but like…..if he really wanted to protect her, why didn’t he just seek out maya himself and warn her not to go to hazakura temple? sure, it would’ve hurt to hear that two of her family members were out to literally kill her, but it’d be better than what happened (maya’s mother dying channeling dahlia), and what could’ve almost happened to her or pearls had something gone wrong. seeing both her, phoenix and the judge jump to godot’s defense on this is absolutely heartbreaking. this all could have been prevented, and godot choose the absolute most roundabout way to “solving” this conflict

i’m not saying you can’t like godot as a character, i’m just saying that godot isn’t an innocent party and there are objective reasons why

[no-hetsplanation-for-aa]

i’d like to add also that warning her likely would have just delayed the murder plot rather than prevent it entirely, because dahlia and morgan probably would have tried to exact revenge in other ways or find new opportunities to kill maya but like? still, if godot wanted to protect her, he could have worked with her instead of finding his own ways of indirectly solving the problem without contacting anyone. literally just….if he had taken the time to introduce himself to maya, tell her about what’s going on, maybe offer to protect her if she ever end up in a bad situation??? be her bodyguard or some shit but don’t do this undercover vigilante thing you’re doing here

[meat-sword-and-shield]

It's because he wanted to get revenge on Dahlia. If he really wanted to help Maya he would have told her, but it wouldn't satisfy him. He wanted to thwart her plan by "killing" Dahlia. That's all he wanted.

[no-hetsplanation-for-aa]

optimistic AU where godot actually communicates with the good part of the fey family and helps protect them from morgan and dahlia’s evil deeds and becomes maya and pearl’s friendly coffee uncle who cracks awful jokes and speaks like a poet and is fun to be around. also he’s nice to women

[meat-sword-and-shield]

He also learns to tolerate Phoenix and eventually goes back to being a defense attorney. He joins Wright and co. law offices.