meat giggles

[mayothompson]

wednesday night mood

[relishboi]

old fashioned breakcore

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

My son off the shits!!

[meatgiggles]

Someone: so do you listen to any podcasts?

Me, sitting on a Casper mattress in MeUndies underwear, listening to an Audible audiobook and editing my Square Space site while eating Nature Box snacks and planning my next Blue Apron meal: yeah, a few

[distinguishedbaloney]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[strongbowdarkfruit]

someone just sent me a message saying there’s an okcupid account catfishing with my selfies to find a sugar daddy but i had to tell them that’s actually really me

[ruinedchildhood]

[lsdzeppelin-deactivated20180206]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

$1.69

That’s the cost of my vegan lunch

But apparently that’s too expensive for people addicted to cheese & meat

[slimed]

imagine ur watching sex and the city and they’re at the coffee shop and they pan to all the girls individually and this is what they pan to for Miranda would you even notice

[theoldness]

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

it’s vegan 😍

[animewithteeth]

[pettycentral]

[doomyqueen]

Logging out.

[browngal]

I love this

[m86-deactivated20171116]

me: hey art student: *breaks multiple eggs onto their naked body and start crawling on the floor* me: okay!

[j4ya]

[dontthink2ce-blog]

the abbey trying to solve a problem like Maria

[springsprites]

oh my god, hello how are you welcome to my aquarium