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Love Begins
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Keni
Not today Justin
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Xuebing Du
we're not kids anymore.
almost home
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Claire Keane
styofa doing anything
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@meaty-matticus
Lonesome cowboy with a heart of gold affirmations:
I am the most sincere patron of this saloon.
My haggard look is offset by the charming glint in my eyes.
While I do wear a gun, it weighs heavy on my belt and has never been drawn in anger.
My horse may be my only friend, but what true friends we are.
The clink of my bright silver spurs along the boardwalk draws many a lustful gaze.
your cat will leak your nudes after you die
Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there
reverse solipsism: everyone else has a vibrant interior life but I'm just a passive observer
The first season of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms was even more perfect than I could have dreamed⚔️
I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord
Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life
I knew It was over for me once I realized I could escape situations by thinking of fictional gay sex
take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce
i get so annoyed when people extend a word incorrectly. what do you mean you had a "hugeeeee" burger. dont you mean a huuuuge burger? are you saying "huge-eeeeeeeee" out loud huh??? you start buzzing like a damn mosquito? well i fucking kill those. so watch out
im getting a lot of heated comments on this and i just wanna make it clear: yeah this is a pet peeve of mine but its really not that big of a deal, so if you see anyone doing this maybe try screaming really loud and lunging at them and grabbing them by the throat and bashing their head in with rocks
this actually is my first rodeo *sees a horse* what the fuck is that
in sports red card means everyone stops and eats a raspberry
a yellow card means they have to…. ummmmmmmmm….. i’m not know i just wanted to join in 😃
