*white Suburban Dad Voice* Im Unpredictable

[toastbutteregg]

[mikarchive2-deactivated20250714]

they banned bitch they banned puta but we still have kurwa ... slavs shall inherit tumblr

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[iamoutofideas]

[aflo]

look all im saying is that there’s a 95% chance that the social media intern for monster high can reclaim

[redpandamemes]

I̖ ̸̳ͬh̼̦̐aͬ̋́͝v̴̨͖̮ḙ̶͠ ̭̈n̩o͉̘ͫ̍ ̴̩͔̘̟͌̒̆̆ẅ̩̚͟ȉ̢ͪl̀l ̸̢̣ͭ̈́t̴͚͘o͘͡ ͇͝l̺i̶͎͓v̬͟e͓͕ͯ̏ ͕ͥ

[anagram-robot]

‘I will have to live on - Anagram robot 0.6. I find anagrams for stuff. I know I don’t always make sense, but I’m getting better!

[kiwi]

[eugenieroe]

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

[insomniac-arrest]

Valentine’s day is NOT a day for lovers, couples, or people in relationships. Valentine’s day is exclusively for elementary school students who each buy their entire class cute little cards with cartoon characters on them, messily scrawl their classmates names there as an act of love, and give them a tiny little candy packet.

that is the height of the holiday.

[bgm05]

For the love of god someone rob this guy

[pseudomantis]

glad that skyrim chose the most horrifying way ever to have mannequins

when i walked into a room after a loading area a mannequin turned its face to look at me and then it just froze in that postion

[bretongirlreblogs]

once i woke up in the house in raven rock and all the mannequins near the bed had stepped forwards and i never did sleep in there again

[punlich]

Everyone’s like “when you stop being dirt poor you’ll start liking capitalism” and now that I’m actually able to survive and have some financial security I’m like, “nope still have long term memory and still want to Eat The Rich”

[darkalleysunflower]

AKA: you don’t have to be the one suffering to want to end suffering

[solarpunkcast]

I’m fairly certain I am MUCH ANGRIER about capitalism now that I have a stable paycheck that allows me to save slightly. Not only did it take me so long to get here that I have terrible anxiety, but I see so many other people struggling and am still angry that they can’t survive easily.

[dwinkus]

my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to

[dwinkus]

my friend liz had her spotify account hacked and literally didn’t realize for a year until I was talking about my decade in review playlist and she looked at hers and it was all brazilian music and she was like oh this explains why I would go to sleep listening to classical music and wake up and it’s playing trap. and also why there are like 30 playlists on my account that I didn’t make. she just thought spotify was like that

[dwinkus]

hand to god at some point my friend liz managed to fuck up her install of Portal so bad that it was displaying minecraft textures

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[paxamericana]

[onlytwitterpics]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[b7unt-deactivated20241111]

yeah idk if any of u watch among us streamers but Imane Pokimane who is a huge streamer is a striaght up terf….also im p sure there are videos of her saying the n word… 

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

tiffany trump really bums me out. like not necessarily in an empathetic, poor-tiffany way, just like, man, i can’t imagine what it would be like to have that many opportunities and privileges and know down to your CORE that your deadbeat grifter dad doesn’t give a shit about you (and also apparently refuses to be photographed with you because he thinks you’re ugly?), and still just be like, “nope, i’m not gonna walk away from this, i’m not gonna do the dignity thing or the principle thing, i’m just gonna stick it out and maybe one day i’ll get the kiss from daddy.” like, when you really think about that whole family, they are all SO fucked up, but tiffany’s the only one where it’s like… everything you read about her makes you go, oof magoof, you really tried to make noises about being a liberal lawyer of some kind but nobody’s gonna touch you with a 12 foot pole after january, you’re just stuck in the crumbling bluth model home that is the trump organization. hope it was worth it girl

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

i feel like the only really interesting thing about trump’s is that they are all, ultimately, terrified of him and also extremely desperate for him to love them, but the only one he likes is ivanka. which is why don jr. is so pathetically obsessed with hunter biden, whose dad obviously loves him and cares about him and is proud of him, as opposed to, uh

that

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

like, god, the fascism really makes you forget that these are just some deeply fucked up people!!! this was the part that got me:

idk how but like every word of this is worse than the last… do NOT normalize them and accept them back into society but holy shit send them to family therapy and then leak the tapes, every last one

[autisticexpression]

There will definitely be Tudors-esque period dramas about these fuckups a few centuries from now.

[left-reminders]

[by-grace-of-god]

The mystery of icon-preserving bees

For a decade, a beekeeper near Athens, has kept a tradition: every spring, he slips icons of Christ, the Holy Virgin and different saints in his beehives, in order to bless his bees and his yearly honey production. And every year, the very same mysterious phenomenon occurs: bees make their honeycomb cells around the pious images, meticulously avoiding covering them. 

[heartseeker]