[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[devilishdescent]

[theehorsepusssy]

[tackminyard]

affirmations for my printer:

you are not out of paper

you have so much paper

it’s okay to function as intended

you are not out of ink

i just refilled that cartridge last month

you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to

you’re allowed to print things

[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[shirecorn]

Fascinating categorization is happening here

[livepasthope]

we simply have to hold on to the belief that we will live to see a world in which every driver on the road knows how to execute a zipper merge

[bobdylanyaoi]

its interesting how the people who say "my trauma made me funny" are never actually funny just uncomfortably self-deprecating

[theotherendcomics]

and hey! There’s a super bonus extended version of this comic on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheOtherEnd

[escuerzoresucitado]

[targetedknowledge]

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Left for a week and almost missed the historic event of Tumblr Sexyman Final Voting.

[femmedummy]

quitting my job to become a lake monster

[freakasaurus-rex]

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE NOOB KING: our spawn nades will blot out the sun!

THE 300 PROS: then we will pwn in the shade.

[playwrongs]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar