♛–;;Eustass "Captain" Kidd!;;–♚

I'm Eustass 'Captain' Kidd, the captain of the Kidd Pirates! If you bother me, i'll fucking slaughter all of you! (Indie Kidd RP blog.) Tracking: mechadevil M!A- None SEMI-ACTIVE

[mechadevil]

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[mechadevil]

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“Hell, no! Who the hell do you think you are?!”

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[mechadevil]

ask-shy-sabo started following you

“What the hell do you want?!”

[mechadevil]

heartsmokerosinante:

mechadevil:

Growing angrier, Kidd scowled at the man and went to take a seat on the opposite side of him. Fine. He’ll play nice for now. That moron kept telling him that he wouldn’t be getting his voice back if he killed him, well what about killing him after he gets his voice back?

He rolled his eyes as he sat across from him and glared right at his face. As if he cared who his brother or father was. He didn’t care one fucking bit if his uncle was even a Celestial Dragon, it didn’t matter. If he wanted to slaughter this shithead, he would have no matter who he was related to. Well, more like he will once he gets his voice back. The dude is really annoying and he hoped that he didn’t have to see his ugly mug for long.

He leaned back in his chair and fiddled with something in his jacket. Slide it over without much discretion when the Redhead had finally calmed his tits. Rosinante attempted to slip a handcuff over one of his hands the one he could put it over. If Kid didn’t realize it too late, he’d have been able to avoid the Sea stone cuff around his wrist, if he didn’t then he had a new hunk of unbreakable jewelry until the undercover marine beside him decided to get rid of it. Which he would in time, he just had a few questions to gather first.

“Eustass ‘Captain’ Kid right? You do also realize that I’m Trafalgar’s father right and a marine officer from the secret branch of intelligence?”

Watching the man intently, he waited for the man to give him his voice back. This was getting out of hand, damn it! He just wanted fucking voice back! This guy was really something of shit! He couldn’t believe his luck in meeting this shithead! He just wanted to get drunk today, damn it! Feeling, something cold getting pressed into his arm, he bolted right out of the seat and gritted his teeth, sending an accusing glare at the other man. Fuck! He tried to put sea stone cuffs on his hands, this guy... Grinding his teeth, he balled up his fists and slammed them on the table, before pointing to his mouth. How the hell did this moron even think he would be able to answer that, not that he should! The bastard almost cuffed him!

[mechadevil]

singing-sweet-nightmares:

mechadevil:

He sneered at her and narrowed his eyes. “Look here, woman. I don’t give a fuck who you are! You’re in my damn face, so leave or i’ll make you.” He growled at her, letting his anger out in waves. This woman was bothering him and he wasn’t particularly in the mood to deal with that shit. There were only some certain women who had the luxury of doing what they liked, and this one wasn’t one of them. “Let me give you some advice, leave!”

The more the man ranted and raved about her being in his way, being completely ignorant of who he was speaking to and just down right nasty; the more Demitra wanted to punch him. Straight in the temple. An instant death. She could feel her lips curling up in a snarl as she scowled at him.

“Fuckin’ watch yer tongue, brat. I can stand ‘ere all day if I want ta. Ya can go 'round.”

“Hell no! You can fucking leave!” Kidd growled as he leaned into her face to glare at her menacingly. “I don’t have to watch my damn tongue! I’m a pirate, that’s who pirates are, little girl! So fuck that shit, move aside. Get Lost!” This woman was getting on his last nerve, he hated people like her. They didn’t know their place at the bottom of his shoes. Really and people called him a moron, what about shiity woman?! She fucking had some balls! And while he usually admired that in people, it pissed him off greatly coming off of her. “You’re annoying!”

[mechadevil]

"Yer such an ass. Ya know t'at?"

“The hell do I care, woman?!”

[doroboxneko]

mechadevil:

doroboxneko started following you

“How annoying it’s you shits again!”

“First of all, look who’s talking and second- I am alone. Unfortunately.” she replied and folded her arms, glaring at the red haired male. “And for your information, i’m not exactly happy to see you either.”

[mechadevil]

Kidd raised his eyebrow at her and tilted his head. “Anone?! What a fucking miracle!” Good, and here he thought he would have to listen to her idiot captain start yelling about something or other and annoy the fuck out of him. Good thing he wasn’t here. “You’re just kidding yourself, woman! I’m Eustass fucking Kidd, who wouldn’t want to see me?!”

[mechadevil]

passionatepirategunner started following you

“I don’t want to fucking beat a dead horse in the back when it’s already down. So, leave!”

[passionatepirategunner-deactiva]

“If you are implying that just because the main captain of the armada of teh White Beard pirates is gone, makes me any weaker than I was before you are sorely mistaken.  I will nit leave my ship, my comrades or my family. It is you who should leave boy.”

[mechadevil]

“Hell no!” Kidd growled as he narrowed his eyes. “Who the hell do you think you are?! What I want is for you to take your fucking disgraced crew and get the hell out of here! This is my damn island, go somewhere else.” Geez, why did this shithead try to piss him off so much?! Even he knew that there was no fucking honor in beating them. They were already defeated twice, how much shit did they even think they would be able to take now that they were washed up. “Face it, without your fucking captain, you’re yesterday’s trash!”

[the-oceans-sun-deactivated20220]

mechadevil:

“What?!” Kidd growled at the question and twitched his eye at the mere mention that he was actually wearing makeup. “Where the hell did you get the idea that I would ever wear makeup?! For your demented information, this is all natural!”

“Awww what you’re serious,” Koala pouted puffing her cheeks out. “That’s not fair it looks to perfect to be natural!” His ‘eyes’ looked too sleek, to on point and his lips a perfect deep red, could he blame her for thinking it was makeup? 

Actually, she was still positive it was makeup but he was just denying it.

[mechadevil]

He glared at her as he crossed his arms, annoyed that she didn’t even believe that it was natural. “Of course it is, you damn woman!” He felt his anger rising as he narrowed his eyes and leaned back from her. “If you want makeup advice, I suggest you go fucking talk to that stupid Shichibukai clown! I’m sure you two can talk about your demented makeup all you want!” Honestly, how hard was it to find that shitty clown and ask him makeup advice?! He didn’t wear fucking makeup, unlike that freak. How annoying!

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Kidd smirked and scooted over to the seat next to him. “Fine, woman. Come have a drink with me.” He turned back towards the bartender and gave him a nasty glare. “Give the woman whatever she wants, it’s on me.”

Brows lift astounded. She’s not about to decline free drinks, and yet, she still wondered. Beside the male, she perched herself on the bar. ❝ Treating me drinks? You seem to be in a good mood.❞ 

She gives a beaming smile as solace to the frightened bartender and orders a whiskey with coke. ❝ Should I trust there’s no catch in this?❞

[mechadevil]

He shrugged his shoulders as he turned to look at the navigator. “What can I say, you’re my fucking kind of woman.” He liked women who didn’t let his attitude scare them off. It reminded him of a certain someone. “Of course, unless you count the fucking fact that you’ll be drinking with me.” That in itself was a catch that many didn’t want to put up with.

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pinkpoisonzero started following you

“What the hell do you want, damn it?!”

[pinkpoisonzero-deactivated20180]

“ Oh how quaint, a little boy is playing pirates has come to territory being controlled by the Germa and thinks I’m here for him.”

[mechadevil]

Kidd narrowed his eyes at her and growled. “What the hell did you just say?!” What was this woman getting at?! “You’re in my fucking way with your damned ship, so what do you want?!”

[mechadevil]

devilslcg started following you

“...Shit, why do I keep meeting you damn Strawhats?!”