MORE GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.
❝ Shit I wanted to be Yoshi. ❞
❝ Does Bruno Mars is gay? ❞
❝ I ain’t above punching rats! ❞
❝ Finally, I can water my pizza. ❞
❝ I hate you, [ name ]! What have you turned me into?! ❞
❝ That’s a one way ticket to FUCK YOU. ❞
❝ You think I came out the pussy drawing fuckin’ Mozart? ❞
❝ Aw I’m so tired I could fucking eat a gazelle. ❞
❝ You are uninvited for my birthday party. ❞
❝ At age six I was born without a face. ❞
❝ I’m a sexy widdle baby.❞
❝ You’re hard to love, but you’re harder to hate. ❞
❝ The tears are bittersweet but the pie is delicious. ❞
❝ Taco bell can cure diabetes. You can quote me on that. ❞
❝ Matter cannot be created or destroyed, you stank bitch. ❞
❝ I’d fistfight literally any penguin you put in front of me. ❞
❝ I still want to be your friend, even if you’re not a dinosaur. ❞
❝ Don’t fucking cock tease me, broseph. ❞
❝ Goddamn fucking wolf asshole piece of shit. ❞
❝ Being a spider looks like it FUCKING RULES. ❞
❝ First of all I’m not a child, I’m a princess. ❞
❝ Don’t count your chickens before they egg. ❞
❝ My butt is clenched as tight as it will go. ❞
❝ Extra! Extra! Read all about it! [ name ] SUCKS! ❞
❝ Don’t jump into a guy’s knife. It will kill you dead. ❞
❝ I’m always right. Except when I’m wrong…which is often. ❞
❝ If I was a hundred percent honest with myself then shit would suck. ❞
❝ I am not physically good at anything. Except yelling a lot. ❞
❝ I’ve got reeses pieces. But I’m dead so they’re deceases’s pieces. ❞
❝ If there’s two things I’m down with, it’s hating tomatoes and the sickness. ❞
❝ A woman’s drinking poison, wh- uh wuh how, why, eh, she dies, wh-why did she die? Show your work. ❞
❝ My goal is to pee in every major body of water on Earth. ❞
❝ I’m gonna fuckin’- I’m gonna open hand slap you across the eyes. ❞
❝ Step on him. Step on him and crush him. Mail the remains to his family. ❞
❝ You say ‘tomato’, I say ‘what the fuck are you doing in my house? ❞
❝ You know what really brings me closer to my friends? Ass fucking. ❞
❝ Do you think if you urinate and pre-cum at the same time it’s pre-pre? ❞
❝ You can’t open up the story of my life and just fucking go to page 738 and think you know me. ❞
❝ Ronald McDonald doesn’t make me wanna eat a hamburger. He makes me wanna call the police. ❞
❝ One man’s trash is another man’s treasure, am I right? Your life is my treasure. And it was trash for you. Your life is trash is basically what I’m saying. ❞
❝ Are you fucking with me right now? I feel like someone’s getting fucked with and I think its me all of a sudden. ❞
❝ Every titty is unique and special. And I don’t mean every PAIR of titties, I mean every titty. ❞
❝ I’m having like a silent, mental breakdown. That being said I’m cool with death now. ❞
❝ I like butts in general. I was gonna say I like big butts, but I just like all the butts. And boobs. And faces. I like the female form. ❞
❝ Someone asked me what my idea of the perfect date to take a girl/guy on was, and I was like “Well…” I was like ‘I don’t know, I guess we could just, fuckin’, wander around Whole Foods long enough that we could get enough cheese samples, then we could call it a night. ❞
❝ That’s not even nightmare fuel. That’s nightmare fuel for like the nightmare bus that you drive off the nightmare cliff into nightmare canyon. ❞
