MEDIOCRE FATTY.

21 and over it.

[fortunaegloria]

[mobeanz]

It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn

[savory-n-sweet]

power move

[mobeanz]

Update: the someone is my father

[savory-n-sweet]

does he have a flashlight

[mobeanz]

“dad did you have a flashlight?”

“no”

“how did you see?”

“moon.”

[forsimplicityssake]

sounds like a dad to me

[d1rtypaws]

Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!

tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*

Me:

[adhdisgay]

[catchymemes]

[summervaca99]

[yermemeblog]

That one friend who takes sneezing to a whole new level.

[medusolo]

[yekkes]

This is literally me every single time

[medi0crefatty]

[zeoiakuesk-deactivated20120921]

fall is almost here guys

I didn’t think this gif could be used properly with anything. I was wrong.

[cursedcatimages]

[bitch-is-for-happy]

you come into MY chilis, BARBECUE SAUCE ON YOUR TITTIES, and disrespect MY valentino white bag? fuck, i can’t believe you’ve done this. you’re disrespecting a FUTURE US army soldier - i think i know more about american girl dolls than you. ive got the power of god AND anime on my side!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

don’t claim to know pain if you haven’t read this post

[roaringstream]

This post is like being punched in the kidneys successively by seven different people

[mothfishing]

a lot of people think it’s not possible for poetry to be bad. these people are wrong

[faustsfancycorner]

what are your thoughts on this

[mothfishing]

actually every poem except this one is bad

[ithelpstodream]

[theotheryongbok]

My man Jesus

[funnysowhatever2-deactivated201]

What story is that?

[ffermented-salmonella-deactivat]

Matthew 18:9

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

no shade but there’s a few people I’m glad I’m not close to anymore

[bossyasfvck]

I’m a piece of shit but it’s fine

[dankmemeuniversity]

[guitardedretarist-blog]

“My power level is none of your friggin business.”

[betaruga]

Am fucking dying.

[illumidon]

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FREAKIN SCOUTAH

[cloperella]

“‘Ey Vegeta, we'h gonna go visit tha bug playnet’ TO-NIGHT!”