how do you type out a pterodactyl screaming noise

connor I music sometimes

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I’ve made a monster

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when I was like 15 we went to Rome and my mum unwittingly piled us into one of those fake scam taxis that was basically a mob car with “definitely a 100% genuine taxi” taped to the window.

anyway I have no regrets bc he drove us around at like 1000 kmph blasting some italian classical music station through pimp my ride subwoofers, blew every traffic light, and at one point stopped in the middle of a ring road intersection to get out and cross 3 lanes of traffic and have a fist fight with what I can only assume was a rival fake taxi driver. he tried to overcharge us but my mum was like ‘no I looked up the journey prices before I got here’ and he was like lol fair enough have a nice trip and rocketed off into the night

[mortalityplays]

this is why I will never support lyft or uber

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(via @amandatheangrygirl​)

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Dog and sausage, me, Acrylic on canvas, 2020

[breechingbaby]

Spiritual imagery

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[iguanamouth]

flat sprite…………………………

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[medianrare]

I haven’t been on tumblr since they banned porn how’s everyone doing on this forgotten site

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[wickedwonderlandd]

Come pick me up I hate it here!

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[wafflesrisa]

Here’s something cute

When lockdown happened in the UK it happened very suddenly. At the law firm I work at, our office building emptied overnight when everyone was told to work from home. No time to clear our desks, no time to bring office plants home.

Fast forward three and a half months - everyone assumes that their plants are dead.

But then! An email goes round! It’s turns out that one of our security guards is a florist, and -

-the security team has moved EVERY SINGLE PLANT from all 12 FLOORS of our office building into the cafeteria. It’s been turned into a temporary greenhouse. Cacti and succulents and spider plants and terrariums and potted ferns

AND! Each plant has been INDIVIDUALLY LABELLED by hand with post-it notes with name and desk location so the plants can go home after lockdown ends

To give some indication of the scale of the endeavour:

If you zoom into the centre right photo you can see one of our security team happily waving

The plants are being taken care of tenderly. They get sun and water and are spending happy times with other plant friends

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[tohkyo]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhPgf2lhaC-/

[nowacking]

I have exactly 11 questions

[coughloop]

i dont, mind your business

[a-waste-of-time]

ok why is this cat giving me strong jeff goldblum vibes 

[lesbianrey]

i may not show it 💯 but my brain really be feeling like scrampled egg

[glamgf]

pls follow me i’m tryna be a tumblr queen again

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Video by @ that_brown_kid on tiktok.