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I can’t believe I still use this infernal app

[blckgirlacid]

I love a stimulating conversation.

[goth-queen]

[cream2luv]

look at us. blogging

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[uhmuhummmuhhh]

thanks man

[fairycosmos]

feeling your brain latch onto the stupidest shit ever and not being able to do anything about it is a kind of saw trap

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

murderer: any last words

me: do u think i’m cute be honest

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[grincholass]

I don’t have rizz I’m just nice and weird

[fwizard]

I’m getting threatening scam emails from author john green

[abimee]

[the-big-mood]

"You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"

Me:

[uncannyannieg]

moon joy !!!

[rawstrap]

"!!" is its own word to me

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[ios10emojis]