Medical School Shenanigans

A Tumblr to talk about vaguely medical things I think are interesting and things I hear while in *residency*

[medicalschoolshenanigans]

I can take my pants off now.

Resident who was having trouble with the knot on his scrubs.

[ruinedchildhood]

[turing-tested]

[trapcard]

nothing worse than having a face mask on and then your nose starts itching :)

[healthysexual-deactivated201907]

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[melodyinthemaking]

Rotations

(source:whatshouldwecallme)

[charokame]

Gonna hold this kid down and punch him.

4mm Punch biopsy (via charokame)

[charokame]

Did you just assume the susceptibility? How dare you.

Dermatologist (via charokame)

[medicalschoolshenanigans]

Thank you for not speaking *"Doctor"*!

A kid when I said "breathing test" instead of "PFT"

[unsettlingstories]

[medicalschoolshenanigans]

History is really important. I know it sounds weird coming from a surgeon.

A surgeon

[thisiswhymomworries]

when u have period cramps but u haven’t actually started yet like ur uterus is legit just humming the fucken Jaws theme song

[thelostmedstudent]

With my delirious patient

Patient : “Where am I ?!?” Me : “You’re at the hospital. Do you know why you’re here?” Patient : “Well only a stupid person wouldn’t know why they’re at a hospital !” Me : “…” Patient : “…”

[medicalschoolshenanigans]

Somebody give her some pitocin!

Nurse, re: April the Giraffe who has been pregnant forever

[medicalschoolshenanigans]

Nurses on Their Schedules

Nurse1: You mean you can't be in two places at once?

Nurse2: No. I tried. It was bloody. And the stitches didn't heal well.

[medicalschoolshenanigans]

[docitaliana]

Overseen in the peds workroom.

Never considered laughter as a study method. I’m clearly not doing this med school thing right.