Don't Drink The Water

I'm only here cause homophobia exists where I live.

[medicateddropout]

You ever have those days where you just wish you were a slutty demon. Like there's no need to go out and try and look good, cause it's like you're just gentically the hottest thing anyone has ever seen and you're one summoning circle away. Yeah no, me neither, hahahha.

[medicateddropout]

Oh, to be a test subject for an immortal witch in the woods, testing her dangerous potions and medicines on me, a tear rolling down her eye with every drink, having to test their effects on me, when in reality she just wants to hold me, but her sacred accord with the village must come first, forever forced to put her duty first and her love second.

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

wait are there really new people joining this site. i thought it was a hoax.

[stophelping]

Congratulations, that's the vibe

[medicateddropout]

I’ve been here for a month and I can already tell half the people here are the people I were the kids my parents told me to stay away from. Happy to call myself one of them now.

[pocketss]

when you are just hanging out

[pocketss]

strange bog girl makes a friend

[pocketss]

Summoner is more of a cat person

[pocketss]

so hard to find a decent exorcist these days :/

[pocketss]

she only plays minecraft and spore

[infiniteoreos]

i can fix him *traumatizes him*

[variegated-fairywren]

parents when their kids exhibit symptoms of neurodivergency 

[medicateddropout]

parents.

[catcrumb]

[medicateddropout]

Honestly, whoever decided to invent whole chicken in a can should be skinned alive and then stuffed inside a can with shitty brine water to see how they like it. Chickens are made to be grilled, not pickled. cant even make chiki nuggies now.

[writing-prompt-s]

Everyone calls you a wizard, but you’re really just a guy with a stick. A big stick. A club of a stick in fact. Blood runs down the stick onto your hands. No witnesses. Your reputation as a wizard remains intact.

[ambassadorquark]

a guy named Bruce

[mirdania]

there is not a single role chris pratt does that jack black couldn’t do better

[assiraphales]

at the people saying jack black couldn’t play star lord: why? no really, go ahead and tell me. I think I know the answer but I want to hear you say it.

[valarie-lynn]

Everyone on the notes has galaxy brain energy

[medicateddropout]

Jack black not being casted for Mario is a goddamn warcrime.

[medicateddropout]

To all my homies also living with parents who would rather believe that satan is somehow the reason you’re effeminate/gay/bi or that the reason you feel depressed at their constant transphobic or homophobic comments is due to an iron deficiency (not even joking) and not their fault, this next shot is for us. 

[medicateddropout]

8 am classes exist to discriminate against night-owls and push the sunlight-lover agenda. When are we gonna have some real representation for those of us that get splitting headaches if we come near sunlight.

[medicateddropout]

Imagine a paywall that fucks.

[ordei]

[medicateddropout]

You are a monster