vandashmir

17 || he/him || poet || autistic please use tone tags with me second coming of Lord Byron Steven Meeks fanatic

[medievalpizzaparty]

this is my main blog !

all my interests will be posted on here, it’s not very organised, but i also have side blogs:

• @flamboyantmontague for my Romeo Montague roleplaying • @poetpizzaparty for my self-written poetry

please do not tag me in tag games or ask me for donations in DMs! i am (1) afraid and (2) unable to help, thank you!!

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[wordfather]

*points at myself* is this guy bothering you?

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[medievalpizzaparty]

is tumblr going through that random unfollowing-against-ur-will phase that many sites have or are my mutuals just starting to not like me anymore bc seeing that notification from who i swore was a mutual now saying ‘following’ breaks my heart and i don’t want to believe its happened twice recently

[medievalpizzaparty]

i think my account has randomly force-unfollowed blogs i like so im choosing to believe my mooties that no longer say mutual in my notes hopefully didnt choose to unfollow

[medievalpizzaparty]

not to constantly complain all woe is me on here but iv never been lower and i can’t do this shit

[0llierawr]

maybe in another universe we’re two bucks taxidermied to stare longingly into each others eyes with our antlers forever locked

[medievalpizzaparty]

had a dream there was an active shooting at the mickey mouse club house

[fibromyalgicaf]

Edited to add: Since a lot of people are reblogging this original post, I'm adding the updated version I did that incorporates the intersex circle...

I know intersex people are still getting excluded in a lot of LGBTQIA+ spaces (let alone wider society) and I think it's crucial to show this group is included in the statement that we all deserve equal rights.

[medievalpizzaparty]

[medievalpizzaparty]

remembered the catholicism in romeo and juliet,,,

romeo, juliet, mercutio, and tybalt all seeing eachother in purgatory and awkwardly side-eyeing eachother when they slowly start losing one at a time as theyre cleansed enough to leave for Heaven at different times

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[medievalpizzaparty]

just got kicked out of college because of attendance regardless of great grades even tho 1) theyre aware its low bc of disability 2) theyre the ones that agreed to let my drop one subject bc i cant physically handle that much work 3) they never told me when or where i was meant to go for the group thing thats one hour a week that they told me theyd sort and lmk (that tutor then incorrectly marked id apparently been twice)

not to mention there was a random woman there for no purpose that just condescendingly smiled and kept saying it “wasnt a personal attack” when i started to cry bc im at an all time low and now being taken out of the only thing i enjoy and only socialisation i get

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[medievalpizzaparty]

my evil schemes (planning another event to give me time to buy my boyf flowers before he gets here) are coming together