vandashmir

17 || he/him || poet || autistic please use tone tags with me second coming of Lord Byron Steven Meeks fanatic

[medievalpizzaparty]

this is my main blog !

all my interests will be posted on here, it’s not very organised, but i also have side blogs:

• @flamboyantmontague for Romeo Montague roleplaying

please DO NOT TAG ME!! it scares & stresses me

[medievalpizzaparty]

incredibly fortunate to be able to see open daylilys whenever i please for about a week or two

[funeralcity]

(bashfully) so ive been growing little men in tubes...

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[coolvapetricks4]

I am infertile from eating sceted candles. The

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[medievalpizzaparty]

i quite like names that are cute as hell for implying evil like dude ‘connie’. thats adorable you little con-artist i dont even care if you scam me i dont care if you are the con outcome of pro sex youre a cutie

[medievalpizzaparty]

12 packs of monster actually come with yummy feel-good sleep-better juice and also nightstands for people as weak and unwilling to buy furniture as me

[halondrus]

(holding back my aggressive dog by the collar) Lolll sorry he gets like that around noobs

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[persianmom]

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

[hotgirlmeg]

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[medievalpizzaparty]

wait sad vampire plot - was insecure as a human and became a vampire happy with the knowledge they’ll never have to see themselves again since they don’t appear in mirrors and photos and then never believes when they’re praised on their physical looks bc they remember the ‘ugly’ insecure them from before they became a vampire

[lamignonette]

[medievalpizzaparty]

i thought i was seriously going to die against my control in september 2024 and everything has been downhill from there so maybe a big portion of me did die even if physically i’m still alive