Mediocre Brutality

Purpose of this blog? To keep me entertained No theme, just shit that I find interesting

[grillfriend-deactivated20171109]

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This is the first thing I'm posting in like a year because I need to point out... I actually own those Mona Lisa socks.

[immortalitymadeflesh]

Succinct game descriptions:

Just Cause 2: The game where the sawed-off double-barrel shotgun holds 5 rounds. Wield one in each hand!

Shadow Warrior: A game focused on melee combat; you can’t block but your enemies can. Dick jokes.

Killing Floor: Left 6 Dead, only more shooty. and much better

Torchlight II: You read “Diablo III” wrong when you bought this game I hope you still have the receipt.

Crysis: Guns, but also picking up Koreans and throwing them through walls. You decide.

System Shock 2: Cyberpunk Bioshock, but not for filthy casuals.

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Except Torchlight is much better than Diablo 3, so... 

[immortalitymadeflesh]

all my friends have all the fancy name-brand mice and keyboards and i’m here typing on a laptop keyboard with a stock Dell mouse and I don’t see any difference tbh

[darkofeden]

I just use the trackpad and keyboard man

nothing fancy 

[immortalitymadeflesh]

if you tell me you use the trackpad for gaming i will literally jump out of a plane

[mediocrebrutality-blog]

"Don't see any difference" - how can you make that claim if you haven't played on better equipment for extended periods of time?

[immortalitymadeflesh]

Maryland Deathfest is going to be off this shitter this year because of Dark Angel, Candlemass, Ulver, and Nocturnus. Four incredibly hard-to-get bands all in one spot, yes!

Hoping to catch At The Gates and Ulver Friday. No power on earth is going to stop me from catching Dark Angel and Nocturnus Saturday, and Sunday I’ll have to do some wandering to catch Candlemass, Gorguts, Immolation, and Mitochondrion.

Any of you folks gonna be there?

[mediocrebrutality-blog]

Seen Immolation 6 times already, but I would LOVE to see them one more time. With that in mind, my preferences would be: 1. Dark Angel, 2. At The Gates, 3. Candlemass, 4 Immolation 

[theomeganerd]

RUMOR: PS1/PS2 games heading to PlayStation 4

Could the PS4 emulate PS1/PS2 games? Eurogamer’s Digital Foundry reports today that Sony is planning on it—and that they might add visual enhancements to those old games. No word on whether we’ll have to re-buy the ones we already own on PSN, if the rumor is true. 

Eurogamer, Kotaku

[darkofeden]

Cool rumor is cool

[immortalitymadeflesh]

I can play PS1 games on my PS3 but if the PS4 gets PS2 support I’ll be on it like butter on toast

[mediocrebrutality-blog]

Or you could be a man and get an actual gaming PC...

[immortalitymadeflesh]

Once you play Unreal Tournament, no other multiplayer deathmatch FPS seems worth playing any more. 

[mediocrebrutality-blog]

Except for Quake 3, ya pilgrim. Same level. 

[iraffiruse]

[hollywood-boulevard-trash]

Yellow

[immortalitymadeflesh]

Pink, it would certainly make my job a lot easier

thank god I’m not going for blue/purple or green/yellow cause I probably couldn’t tell those apart. Even grey/pink is sort of hard

[thotorgini]

I forgot you’re literally color blind you feelin mad salty or nah

[immortalitymadeflesh]

what color is the “gives you the ability to see colors properly” button

[mediocrebrutality-blog]

Could you use Green to shift yourself some new, non-fucked-up cones?

[hellomemeettherealme]

So sriracha wings are the best right now

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No, you heathen. These are! 

[hellomemeettherealme]

I’m going to assume that you were there when you posted this and you didnt just happen to have a picture of these wings saved….

[immortalitymadeflesh]

Nah, I doubt it. Who goes to Buffalo Wild Wings on Wednesday?

[mediocrebrutality-blog]

Yeah, it was on my computer...

[hellomemeettherealme]

So sriracha wings are the best right now

[mediocrebrutality-blog]

No, you heathen. These are! 

[cosmicwhiskers-deactivated20160]

EARTHQUAKES ARE THE WEIRDEST THINGS LIKE WE ARE FLOATING IN SPACE AND OUR PLANET JUST DECIDES TO SPONTANEOUSLY DO THE CHIMICHANGA

[theneutral-zoe]

ur all idiots lmoa

[immortalitymadeflesh]

do people really think earthquakes are the result of the entire earth vibrating

[mediocrebrutality-blog]

No, Kushal, not entire Earth vibrating. According to Urban Dictionary, the chimichanga is: "A sex act where one of the 3 participants is wrapped up tightly in a strong duvet which cuts off blood circulation to the arms and legs and only the head and anus of the person is visible. A Mexican or a person of Mexican descent uses extra hot salsa as a lubrication and fully inserts one or more fingers into the persons anus whilst performing their native Mexican dance - "The Shimmyshanga". Meanwhile the other participant dips his or her genitals in sour cream dip and/or guacamole. They then continue to use various rapid movements to pleasure themselves using the trapped participants face." I do believe the entire Earth does this, yes.

[hellomemeettherealme]

Its like everytime I hang with Kushal I get a new song stuck in my head. This time its Ironbound so its okay. But the future still scares me D:

[immortalitymadeflesh]

1.

2. THE TORTURE NEVER STOPS

3. I’m actually watching that video right now…

[mediocrebrutality-blog]

I'm sorry, guys =(

[immortalitymadeflesh]

one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard

[reproductive-plans]

if this is real

[immortalitymadeflesh]

yeah bruh i made this post because I was there and I still couldn’t believe it was an actual thing that took place

[mediocrebrutality-blog]

Holy shit I still can't believe my story reached 177,000+ notes!!!

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For Dean

[thedevintownsendfanproject-deac]

Tumblr things that piss me off #123043069435: Inexplicable and open hatred for kids.

Like, why?

Because they’re young and haven’t got the inhibitions that society teaches us to have? Because they’re too young to know better about breaking shit? Get the fuck off your high horse. You are literally picking on someone who is too small to fight back, and you should be fucking ashamed of yourself.

[immortalitymadeflesh]

I’ve noticed a troubling pattern on here; as much as this site’s demographics are largely people who you’d think would suffer from bullying, it’s disturbingly common to see people taking shots at pretty much any group they feel like they can be justified in hating.

[mediocrebrutality-blog]

What makes you think Tumblr's demographic is people who are more likely to be bullied?

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Been a long day…

[tastefullyoffensive]

[cockbarff-deactivated20150220]

[immortalitymadeflesh]

is this where the monsters from Amnesia came from

[mediocrebrutality-blog]

Perfect