Earth’s Most Mediocre Human

Some goth that got bored and started a Tumblr account… These are his musings….

[mediocrehuman1138]

Excessively Delayed Intro Post(TM)!

- 18M (he/him)

- American (though I’d rather not be in this current climate)

- Goth (I usually go for the older ‘70s/‘80s fare, but Sacrifice is still a banger)

- Film nerd (again, usually older movies, but there’s the occasional new one I like)

- Amateur artist (drawing, digital and 3D)

- Very out of touch

Favorites in no particular order:

Movies:

Return of the Jedi (1983) - Alien (1979) - The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) - Vertigo (1958) - The Invisible Man (1933) - Horror of Dracula - (1958) - Halloween (1978) - Tenebre (1982) - The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920) - Metropolis (1927) - Snatch (2000) - North By Northwest (1959) - Big Trouble in Little China (1986) - Casablanca (1942) - Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) - From Russia With Love (1963) - Rush Hour (1998) - House of Wax (1953) - Godzilla Final Wars (2004) - Rope (1948) - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) - Airplane! (1980) - Young Frankenstein (1974) and etc…

Bands/Music Artists:

The Cure - Siouxsie and the Banshees - Joy Division - The Sisters of Mercy - Bauhaus - Xmal Deutschland - London After Midnight - Nine Inch Nails - Selofan - John Carpenter - Goblin/Claudio Simonetti - and etc….

Books:

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Star Wars: Heir to the Empire - On Her Majesty’s Secret Service - Frankenstein - 1984 - Carmilla (looking for more old gothic horror recs that shit slaps in terms of atmosphere)

Animals:

Bats - cats - corvids - spiders (the fluffy ones)

DNI (Do Not Interact):

MAGA-heads - “alpha males” or whatever the red-pilled crowd calls themselves these days - loathsome intolerant types (you know the ones) - AI “artists” - people who simp for goths without understanding goth

anyway, that about covers it.

[mediocrehuman1138]

anyway, for my own sake, I’m just going to cut the tension of my last post with this dumbass thing I made on a Discord voice call at 10pm

[mediocrehuman1138]

I don’t like going on rants like this, but I just gotta let it out somewhere, you know?

I swear, I am this fucking close to doing several illegal things at several official government facilities if I hear of one more US government decision that discriminates against anyone who isn’t a straight, cis, white, rich, super-conservative über-Evangelical Christian. (For legal/TOS reasons, this is a joke, ONLY for legal/TOS reasons, though.)

I fucking hate living in America right now. I fucking hate getting up and fearing whatever new atrocities I’ll hear about on the news. I fucking hate fearing for the lives of some of my friends because for all I know, Tangerine Fuckhead’s going to put them on a list and swat them just for existing overnight.

If me being willing to fight an inept “OfFiCeR oF tHe LaW” LARPer with a red hat to the death to save the lives and rights of others, if the need to do so ever arises, makes me a “terrorist” in Orange Manchild’s book, then so be it, I don’t care anymore.

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pingle.

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the hell was I on a couple days ago?

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I’ve made two “songs” on sheer impulse that sound like acid trips through Hell and I feel like I have to impart them onto you guys

Aunt Myrna’s Party Cheese 2.m4a

Faster Than NyQuil.m4a

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well, I guess here’s a progress flag made of Cure things

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So I found a meme listing reasons why Star Trek is better than sex, so I added some stuff to it

Feel free to suggest even MORE reasons

[mediocrehuman1138]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT’S WORLD GOTH DAY TODAY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[alderthorn]

Mate I just came across this organically

[mediocrehuman1138]

what can I say? I get around.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT’S WORLD GOTH DAY TODAY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Decided to try my hand at making a ballsona bc I got bored

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so I’ve started watching the old Star Trek movies lately, and I’m kicking myself over the amount of sheer gold I’ve been sleeping on this whole time.

I’ve seen up to IV so far and the phrase “well, double dumbass on you!” will not vacate my head, like what do you mean this is what swearing will be like by the 23rd century???

colorful metaphors are a wonderful thing.

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These are the bi dice I mentioned yesterday. Bice, if you will.

Legend says that if you roll poorly, you WILL become bisexual against your will, regardless of prior orientation.

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I am definitely in that “I need as many useless but identity-affirming objects as possible” phase of knowing that I’m bi and being out,

I already bought bi flag dice, bi flag/bi-related buttons, and have a little handheld bi flag arriving sometime next week.

I will hoard all the vaguely bi-coded objects before I am sated.

[mediocrehuman1138]

Happy Star Wars Day

Hello, yes, I am normal about Star Wars, and especially normal about owning the movies in physical form

(the covers for Solo and Last Jedi are custom btw)

[mediocrehuman1138]

fuck yeah, it’s Pornography Day (5/3)

[justcallmedom31]

And I'm like allergic to Peanut Butter yall, so take it from me, you are rad!

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idk why but I immediately read this in the Dog of Wisdom voice

I will now transcribe how I heard it in my head:

“Rebah ta haba asexual batagah ha ba ta rada den ta ha ba de peanut bundess.”