Hannah✌🏻️

this blog is just as scattered as my brain

[ewaneneollav]

will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions

[athenavine]

Said the Baudelaire children.

[snorlaxatives]

kinda miss social media in 2012 where the concept of an influencer didn’t exist and everyone was using instagram’s premade filters and posting pictures of random shit like a handful of skittles or an overexposed sunset... those were the days

[hayaosmiyazaki]

[bigherosixes]

SOUL (2020) dir. Pete Docter & Kemp Powers

[ceedling]

before and after the pounce

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Yash Pandit

[whitepeopletwitter]

[omghotmemes]

Google Earth is Amazing

[kingscrown666]

Wait for it…

[hereisisa]

everytime. i laugh like an idiot everytime

[thedreamyperidot]

@unnaturaldecay

[medoisa]

this is a lot funnier when u know that this is the place where julius caesar got stabbed. its a cat sanctury

[suchacommotion]

Listen, I’ve been there, and that’s what it’s like. There are just cats absolutely EVERYWHERE. e v e r y w h e r e

[catscenter]

[communistbussy]

same energy

[freshmoviequotes]

Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)

[definitely-my-division]

This is even funnier when you realize that Tom Holland is European

[ladylingua]

I was looking at the news and feeling stressed, said “Fuck it, I’m gonna do yoga and try to relax,”. Ten minutes in I am interrupted by the sound of literally every neighbor leaning out their window screaming and banging pots and pans.

And that’s how I learned Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the presidency 🥳🥳🥳

[ladylingua]

My favorite was this guy above me who kept screaming the actual news “PENN CALLED. BIDEN WON. BIDEN 2020,” I felt shocked back into 1902, hearing big news from the shouting newsboy on the corner. It was beautiful.

[schmergo]

I learned the results of the 2012 election from a security guard at the Victor Hugo Museum in Paris. I didn’t have a smartphone yet and was traveling alone. I asked for an English language guide at the front desk and the security guard nearby was like, “American??? OBAMA!!!!” It was a surreal and fascinating moment.

[ladylingua]

omg I love this

[kristiemewisstan]

[scaredenglishmajor]

If anyone deserves a raise it’s the employee from four seasons total landscaping who answered the phone and went “yup, we can set up a podium and everything” and just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.

[blunderpuff]

Four Seasons Total Landscaping employee answering the phone like:

[mysharona1987]

[randalfthegray]

This? An utterly scorching take.

[bloodanddiscoballs]

he was addressing the president btw and what should have been said to the nazis who marched in Charlottesville

[systlin]

Holy shit.

[western-woods]

[rattle-my-stars]

[stimmysuggestion]

concept: soundproof rooms where you go to scream. $5 an hour. they pay you.

[mysteriouspercentage]

Monsters Inc honestly could’ve just paid college kids to do this instead of exploiting the labor of young children… the real monster is the lack of ethical business practices…

[therobotmonster]

There’s probably some monster equivalent of a climate scientist that’s been pushing for ethically sourced scream from secretly monster-run amusement parks, haunted houses and spooky holiday festivals for decades, only to be constantly rebuffed and painted as an alarmist nut. 

[andrusi]

Scientists Politely Remind Monster World That Ethical Screams Ready To Go Whenever

[miggylol]

Anyway please register to vote.

[boomstab-papa]

But no, sure, keep pretending “there’s no difference” if you’re having that much fun with it I guess