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Second Generation Trans Woman

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I took a day off mirrors yesterday and upon reflection this morning, I like this. This looks great.

So anyway, I decide to make a little bit of an effort to visit my emotional support coffee shop. I blow my hair out, dress up a bit.

Sitting at the bar is a woman I have seen before but all I know is she's almost finished training to be a doctor.

We have the tiniest conversation about the barista having a headache this morning and both of us offering to provide pain meds.

I get my coffee and turning to the door this lady is looking at me with a dopey grin and playing with her hair...

Okay, so maybe the dragon of self doubt coiled at the bottom of my soul is a little full of shit. Noted.

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Pioneering a transbian theory of Ben Wyatt from Parks & Rec. I could probably bullshit a whole case from screenshots (Is batman crying because he really wanted to be catwoman, Letters to Cleo, The avatar of your depression is yourself in a suit) But...

I really just like the idea of Leslie having a panic attack because if she is going to be in a lesbian relationship shouldn't it be with Anne?

[just-tea-and-dragons]

From the private nightmares s2 decompression session

[winonaparadise]

Do furries have chasers?

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Coming out as trans to your father who is weirdly super supportive until you tell him your new name.

"Is that negotiable?"

And you're ready for this, you are firm, "No."

"Huh, okay, I guess you can have it. Never suited me anyway."

[mollyjames]

It's not often and I dont necessarily recommend it, but it is very satisfying being an asshole to your friend in just the right way at just the right time to knock them out of a funk

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I had a friend recently go through an STD scare (he's fine) and when I was looking over his test results I sadly told him it looked like he also had Bofa.

When he looked at me stricken and asked what that was I said, "Bofa deez nuts."

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I really appreciate all the authors that are taking up the prompt "How far can we move this girl though transition before we crack her egg?"

Just sitting there reading my little phone with my smug little smile like, "you stupid, stupid girl tee hee."

[mollyjames]

Isekai only instead of waking up in a fantasy world it's the real world and I'm suddenly 33 years old

[diceof20]

That’s… that’s called a coma

[mollyjames]

Wow, my magical destiny is about to begin!

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Mother fucking over 40 on the hell site. Yes, give me the isekai that brings me back. What do you want? My soul? It's old and tattered anyhow...

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2026 New Orleans running of the bulls.

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Hey, so you can just wear a cute dress out and people are nice and it's fine sometimes.

[kittydealer]

u/bigus-_-dickus

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Imagine you're just home watching the game and that's your cat. How did it even get tickets?

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Is it reasonable to wear like pasties to sleep? My neeps get so cold while the rest of me so hot.

[trans-ralsei]

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Particularly hilarious given Shen's recent work

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If you are at the point in your transition where you are thinking about your new name consider if your new and old name combine together in any way. For instance are they, taken together, the name of a famous Irish novelist?

People will point that shit out. Of course eventually you'll get to the point where everyone you know has already forgotten your old name or never knew it.

Still you might run into someone on a random Friday in July and have to say "Oh. I don't go my X anymore, I go by Y". They'll say "Like the famous Irish novelist!" And then repeat the full name of the famous Irish novelist several times before you can change the subject.

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Not to be dramatic or anything but I’d rather watch the goriest most grotesque splatterfest horror film in an abandoned asylum than watch a comedy that relies on awkward moments for its ‘humor’

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My second hand embarrassment is stronger than my personal embarrassment.

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Foundations and Fractures. Rights in Retrograde, vol. 9