i always knew riverdale is a show that goes off the rails plot wise but the more i hear about it the more i realise its basically homestuck. look at these character descriptions.
this is homestuck. you have to understand how homestuck this is.
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i always knew riverdale is a show that goes off the rails plot wise but the more i hear about it the more i realise its basically homestuck. look at these character descriptions.
this is homestuck. you have to understand how homestuck this is.
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. Theyâre everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, Iâm going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
Y'all know what to do Tumblr.
Forgot to post this
Hi, sorry this isnât a question, just wanted to say like, I really like your art style and the Twin Runes comic. Originally was following on Instagram and recently found your tumblr. Just wanted to thank you for posting the comic, I really enjoy reading it and seeing your art (been bringing me some joy in current struggles)
Sorry if this is weird/not the right thing to say in asks, still a bit awkward and anxious and generally kinda bad at using tumblr and tumblr asks.
Hi there! I'm really glad to hear the comic is really helping you through a rough spot in your life. If this silly story can put a smile on your face, despite whatever you might be going through, that is an immediate win in my book. I'm wishing you the best of luck, and hope you can make it through whatever you're dealing with, pal âš
(And don't worry. You're doing fine!)
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because itâs a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
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Apologies that this isnât a question, but I just stumbled across your tumblr again after many years and I wanted to say that it is nice to see that you are still active and making art. Your ask drunk chara series brought me joy in a rough time, and it is nice to see that you are still active and making art/comics.
AAAA thank you qwq glad to see people coming back! I had been through a really bad funk for the last years and I feel like I'm finally making progress of coming out of it~
Google Ambient Chaos if you ever need background noises for writing! It's a customizable soundscape website.
Anon, when I first saw this ask, I thought it was going to be one of those mixers of nice, traditional sounds, like rain or a coffeeshop. And it is! And there's lofi hiphop, my favorite sound to write to! Which means this is legitimately an excellent tool for writers, and I love you for introducing it to me.
But I also want to say. There are some choices here. That I need to point out. Because they're either fantastic or questionable, and I can't decide.
Things like . . .
Couple arguing.
Medieval battle.
Beehive, where you can write to a fuckton of bees.
Crime scene.
And actually the perfect soundscape for NaNoWriMo.
(It's here, for those curious.)
Somebody found this last week and reminded me it existed, so I'mma bring it back to this blog because it's about ten days until some of you will need that last one. :D
On friendships
Fear and pain.
Being afraid, hurting, tiring of it all. I am afraid of what people see when they look at me. What they have constructed within their minds, if I live up to it. Or if I am even in their thoughts at all, perhaps I am nothing. A passing acquaintance, a friend once, now a stranger with a faint bit of warmth attached to them. Threads tying me to others are breaking. Wearing thin, or tearing out at the roots, having been attached with ideas and images that are flawed and false. Maybe I should have tried harder, held on tighter. But you canât force people to stay, can you? People grow apart, feelings change. Fall out of love, even of the platonic sort. You still care about them, but you are a fleeting thought in their mind. You want to ask them if you are still friends, but they wonât open the message. Life moves on, but you are stuck in the past. Tied up and tangled in all the cut strings of your failed friendships, left behind with your unrequited care and love for others.Â
But thatâs the thing about friendship isnât it? Itâs harder to quantify than a romantic relationship, harder to tell if you still mean something to them. With romance you break up and itâs over. A clear ending. With friendships, things can drift, unclear and clouded. Are we still friends? Or has the distance and time broken that bond.Â
Am I left holding a thread that has been cut just out of sight, or are you still holding the other end?
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A conversation
âCaleb, why do you insist upon this irrational claim of friendship between us? I am a god, a being of great power, far older than you ever will be, ho could you ever hope to be a friend to me?âÂ
Caleb stared at the screen for a moment, as the words he had just heard scrolled across. âWell, simple thing, people just arenât rational I guess. Like, itâs pretty nova that youâre this god-like being and all, but you still talk to me and keep me from being alone. Also, I care âbout ya, so thereâs that.â
âBut why do you care? It is illogical, you have no connection to me, I am a being of battle and war, I am chained, my power sealed, I have nothing to offer, and you are not among those who would worship me, they are all dead.â
The spacer frowned at this, quickly responding, âI care because youâre here talking to me. I care because you donât force me to worship or grovel before you. I care because youâre a real person, no matter your origin or past. You may have been created out of a need for a warrior, but youâre more than that. You have free will, youâre more than the battles you were created to fight. You exist despite a lack of worshipers and followers. That means something. Youâre as much of a person as I am, youâve just seen more and came from a different place and circumstance.â
âYou have given me much to think about Caleb, but despite this, I thank you for the sentiment.â And with that, the comms channel closed, and the screen went dark.
A poem I wrote with a friend during high school for an AP English assignment
All my life I have weathered the storm
Alone I am inside, crackling fire the only sound heard
Alone is how most of my time is spent, nobody else to be heard
My pleas donât escape my mindâs blizzard.
I donât know if Iâll be able to stay warm
~
I see a hope outside the door
I reach out
I try to shout,
But there is no doubt
That Iâm alone once more
~
My light slowly begins to fade
My fire is dying
Although I insist on denying,
I no longer see the point in trying
Iâm stuck, alone and afraid.
~
The emptiness wears me down to the bone
The fire burns out
And I can no longer doubt
That I can no longer hold out.
My fire is gone and I sit, cold and alone.
reblogging because i forgot to mention back when i first posted this that the title of the poem was âSpoodermanâÂ
random bullshit, yet again
and one day youâll look back at these nights, when you were at your lowest, when you felt your most alone. and youâll see how far youâve come. youâll see how much youâve grown, how far youâve risen, and youâll smile. because youâll have made it, youâll have survived, youâll have found where you feel accepted, where you feel loved.
so keep holding on, keep going, ok?
âIf you could always remember one thing in your life perfectly clearly, no matter the situation or circumstance, what would it be?â
Iâd remember that Iâm loved
âWhy that, of all things?â
Because itâs the thing I seem to forget most about myself
A poem I wrote with a friend during high school for an AP English assignment
All my life I have weathered the storm
Alone I am inside, crackling fire the only sound heard
Alone is how most of my time is spent, nobody else to be heard
My pleas donât escape my mindâs blizzard.
I donât know if Iâll be able to stay warm
~
I see a hope outside the door
I reach out
I try to shout,
But there is no doubt
That Iâm alone once more
~
My light slowly begins to fade
My fire is dying
Although I insist on denying,
I no longer see the point in trying
Iâm stuck, alone and afraid.
~
The emptiness wears me down to the bone
The fire burns out
And I can no longer doubt
That I can no longer hold out.
My fire is gone and I sit, cold and alone.
*leaves all my old browser tabs to sit and ferment on a shelf like an expensive smelly cheese*
TUMBLR STOP THREATENING TO FERMENT ME
smoked gaud might be better than fermented tbh