transsexual menace and a theoretical queer woman

back at it again with that silly goosery

[meep-had-a-beep]

Almost got #toosilly (almost went to the hopsital)

[proudpoe]

Howl?? From Howl’s Moving Castle??

[emomemolemoemo]

[nongunktional]

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

[nongunktional]

tautological wordle answer

[nongunktional]

[minovskyy]

posts that make you open wordle

[minovskyy]

[chryza]

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

[chryza]

WHAT THE FUCK

[chryza]

[autismsupersoldier]

[lobstabear]

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

[knittingontheroad]

I became a tattoo artist at 49.

Married the love of my life at 50.

Got my Class A CDL at 59.

You've got time.

As long as you're breathing, you've got time.

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

For those who needed to hear it today

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[stargazers-satellite]

my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

[jenny-ratmeal]

Babe are you OK? You reblogged "even if you get worse".

[transfemininomenon]

dark souls 3 is ten years old ????

[transfemininomenon]

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[zk-j]

my message to white queers.

[byjove]

I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

[apollosunn-moved-deactivated202]

anyone else relate

[midnightclover]

[eisenkrahe]

[cape-wearing-enigma]

yknow the thing is i genuinely have such a music problem i spend at least 4-5 hours every day just pacing around in a circle while listening to music i will actively avoid doing anything at all that involves either staying still or turning off my headphones this is my truth. when i do take breaks from my pacing it’s to talk to myself in front of a mirror which i need to do for like 1-2 hours a day or i feel like i’m going insane. this lifestyle means i cannot accomplish anything in my free time but unfortunately i do have to live like this for my health and sparkle

[cape-wearing-enigma]

you guys have no idea how productive i would be if there was a hobby i could engage in while walking

[cape-wearing-enigma]

i need one of those standing desks but it has wheels and is attached to some sort of circular track and my adhd diagnosis would disappear overnight

[meep-had-a-beep]

So... A hamster wheel?

[boneswindler]

ppl who think jungkook is princess Diana have a stronger argument than people who think taylor swift is gay

[megparsec]

Baa baa backstreets, have you any boys

[buqbite]

sometimes i feel ive got to

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run away