rockin’ n rollin’

i am here to post blorbos and cringe. i have never had a coherent thought in my life. my only goal is to one day acquire wizard powers.

[cape-wearing-enigma]

been referring to skipping a few days of birth control once the breakthrough bleeding has been going on for more than a couple weeks as “feeding the babadook” but to be honest i’m kind of getting tired of worms and i want that thing out of my basement

[bacteriumphage]

I know the general tendency is to assume that any androgynous character = male or he/him pronouns but to me the smiley face from the official smiley brand is a middle aged woman and i feel like i need to get this out there

Also since I'm posting about this i decided to freshen up some old doodles i had made of her just to post here.... isn't she so lovely

[buffysummers]

Happy MAMMA MIA! day to those who celebrate

[pumpkinspice-prouvaire]

went to Victor Hugo's apartment in Paris and read his diary and he said enjolras and grantaire fuck nasty xo

[cape-wearing-enigma]

i get home and there’s a bunch of high schoolers in the kitchen baking cookies and playing classical music

[cape-wearing-enigma]

i guess i roped myself into going on a long ass mountain hike tomorrow

[cape-wearing-enigma]

and i’m doing it in my heavy ass logger boots because i can

[cape-wearing-enigma]

i guess i roped myself into going on a long ass mountain hike tomorrow

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[kimwexlersponytail]

I loved Atticus Finch. All the girls were in love with Gregory Peck. No, I wasn’t in love with him   - well, a little -  but no, I wanted to be him. Fight the good fight? Change the world?

[angel-derangement]

in the club bouncin to some Dubious Step

[cape-wearing-enigma]

mosquito eaters are like the shaky baby horses of the insect world to me

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[oddarette]

Windex Xenomorph

Windex Xenomorph 💦

[zjdec]

KILLING EVE IN BIG 2026

[cape-wearing-enigma]

a bunch of people are camping right next to my house due to [event] which is fun and all but when paired with the fact that my windows don’t have blinds it does make me feel a bit like a zoo animal, especially at night

[doomedmutual]

[raisinchallah]

the reason gaylors believe that taylor swift is like a crazy mastermind hiding her real secret life through an elaborate performance is they are picking up on something real and true about her but its not that shes a lesbian but its because shes a light yagami kinnie and thats why so many of her songs are made into death note amvs