[catchymemes]

Boyfriend photobombs girlfriend with engagement ring for a Month without her knowing

[dancinbutterfly]

So….thats ridiculously pure? Also, um, imagine your otp?

[starsinursa]

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

[picsthatmakeyougoaaa]

[just-shower-thoughts]

You could have the same birthday as any random animal, like a bird or squirrel on the sidewalk, and never know

[realniceusernamebro-deactivated]

[delphinecormeir]

[bernwashere]

Us: Bitch.

Staff: *flagged*

Us: Wait, wait, we gotta tell you something!

Staff: *unflags* okay what is it?

Us: Bitch.

[fanotastic]

[olivedgreen]

My aesthetic is Allura throwing Shiro like a sack of potatoes

rb if you agree

[taquito]

*gets asked about my future*

[officialdankestmemes]

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

[the-pigeon-king]

This sounds like a man on cocaine

[ardnale]

Fammmm

[deadblogstopfollowingthis]

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

[fromanotherroom]

Visit Original Link

La Vie En Rose playing from another room Edith Piaf

[paxvenezolana-deactivated201711]

Me standing on a gorgeous stone balcony outside of a grand ballroom, breathing in some fresh air because the fumes of the champagne and the loud joyous noise gave me slight sensory overload. The wind beautifully moves my gown.

[suburbanjustice]

me dissociating in the waffle house off some highway at 1 AM after poppin a dime in the record machine in 2017

[dveon-deactivated20141016]

*aggressively doesn’t know*

[mookie000]

fancy hair and shoes kenma!

[highlandvalley]

https://twitter.com/tatuya01/status/950380312340541446/photo/1

[truckpussy]

this is the best post on this site i just wanna come out and say it i’m so tired and my head hurts so bad and i look at this and maybe i can sleep too….i love you cat

[eldritchdoorman]

[kathrynroseksk]

dead

[cristinterrill]

I mean, yes, this is funny, but mostly I’m just struck by how AMAZING language and its capacity for evolution and elasticity is. This would be incomprehensible to an English-speaker living in any other time.

[orlandobloomers]

i skipped class today after having a panic attack and then got an ominous email from my professor titled “maggie simpson” with only a photo of maggie simpson attached. this is a nightmare to me.