Stay Inside

21 year old here to eat some cheese, drink some wine, smoke some weed, underperform and love all 2 of my friends ♑️INTJ... bit of a cunt

[nokiabae]

got my full back tattoo done at Claire’s

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

had my birthday party in the sensory deprivation tank at Claire’s

[alusteratrocious]

Got circumcised at Claire’s

[olivegarden]

One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad

[no-chill-at-all]

[mothurs]

we all have that one person who just ruins your day by being alive 

[rarnon]

for me its myself

[ke5trel-deactivated20211114]

[spookcataloger]

[silly-slacker-person]

[sugarcoatednightshade]

Holy Trinity

[no-chill-at-all]

[chickenfarmersan]

[catchymemes]

[lady-byleth]

what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck

[spicymayonegg]

fuck whatever fake-ass feral aesthetic you guys are cultivating, this guy has it on lock

[jaslrah]

Don’t forget about this one.

[chillxpanic]

Art by Alena Aenami on Artstation.

Music: BLANKS - HIGHER 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

“C minor! Put it in C minor!” - The Fairy Godmother in Shrek 2, about to SNATCH ME BALD!

[rynekat]

Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?

[carryonmywaywardstirrup]

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

[larissafae]

No one sasses better than the Daleks and Cybermen. No one.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I loved this ridiculous moment so much okay

ANGRY CYBORG SASS OFF

[whatisyourlefteyebrowdoingdavid]

This was my favourite bit

[grawly]

[karilotl-deactivated20240706]

this is the co-creator of D&D 5e. i just want to point that out, this isn’t some random guy tweeting this. this is official staff.

[dracophile]

W…what classes were they?

[anxietyproblem]

[giflounge]

The orbit of Jupiter protects the Earth from asteroids.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

a silent guardian, a watchful protector

[funnylime]

lol look at mercury go that wild bastard

[princessesfanarts]

Jedi Princesses 

Bonus : Sith Ursula 

[socialjusticeprincesses]

Reblogging this because I just noticed that Ariel has robot legs and that is 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[abandonedbarn-deactivated202005]

[jupiteronic]