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Signs forgetting a password
*makes new account*: Gemini, Leo, Libra, Capricorn
Takes apart house to find the slip of paper they wrote it on: Virgo, Scorpio, Aries, Cancer
Didn’t because they’ve used the same password since 5th grade: Aquarius, Sagittarius, Taurus, Pisces
Accurate
gentle reminder
sometimes the bad stuff has to be felt before you can overcome it, and the only way out is through - i promise you will make it through, you just have to endure this part first, like all the times you have before; i believe in you, you can do it
Why would anyone want to consume it!?
I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.
I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.
We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products.
My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.
Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.
I. Fucking. Love. This.
This is how misinformation works. How propaganda works. How manipulation works.
may our education be stronger than fake news
Amen.
To those who don’t get it:
“Dihydrogen monoxide” is the chemical name for water, AKA H2O.
another important element of understanding the joke is understanding how pH levels work
yup. that’s a higher number alright.
“Everyone who has ever touched or consumed this chemical has died”
Astrology motherfucker!
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•Why people fall for you:
Aries: your honesty & adventurous side
Taurus: you’re smart, hot & seductive
Gemini: you’re NEVER boring. Ever
Cancer: your undying loyalty & love
Leo: you’re sacrificial & very caring
Virgo: everything. You’re amazing
Libra: you’re so damn chill & fun
Scorpio: everything about you is perfect
Sagittarius: you’re so savage but cute
Capricorn: you’re not afraid of going after everything you want
Aquarius: stuck up & flirty yet adorable and innocend, lovable
Pisces: you have a pure soul and heart
I Love You All. You guys will never know how grateful I am to you all. Back in 2014 I almost killed myself but then Ivanna and these blogs happened. Ever since that day, I dedicated my life to the love of my life Ivanna and all you wonderful people.
Thank you. I genuinely can’t thank you enough for supporting me and my blogs on your dash.
I know how much hard work goes into running an active blog, so I must take this opportunity to thank all literature and quote blogs.
Thank You!
we love and respect you @violentwavesofemotion , @larmoyante , you guys are amazing and @quotemadness I always thought you are pretty smart for doing what you did and we are not half as mad as you may think we are, Just keep on sharing mate, after all, we do this to spread the power of words and quotes.
People should f*cking stop complaining right? People should figure out who the f*ck they are. people should not listen to America propaganda of fixing the shit they suck at, they should be tripling down in what they're good at, they should be confident in certain areas but you're not going to become Beyonce or you know like your bone structure is a certain way like you're not going to solve everything. your IQ can get a little bit better but don't worry about the incremental, figure out what you f*cking puts you on fire and you are halfway decent at. if you're lucky enough right now to be reading this and you're good at what you like become Tunnel F*cking Vision because there are way too many voices telling you what and how and here is the other thing and this is the big one because, the biggest thing that I've seen dividends from, have the conversation with the person that's holding you back. They're not doing that thing because they're worried about the opinion of somebody usually their mother usually their father and the reality is that your spouse may be the person holding you back and you have to have that conversation, turn them off. We have to get to a place where you're doing you, because the number one thing that scares the fuck out of me is regret and you're going to sit there at 72 and you say I wish I wish I wish and whether that's money or spend more time with your family, there's a million ways to do this.
Gary Vaynerchuk
what the signs fall for (or should fall for)
+ check venus signs!
aries: adventure and recklessness. you want someone that knows what they want and someone that will pursue you endlessly. you want a person that is exciting, daring and brave. thus, you may have a tendency to fall for individuals that are good with their words and know how to have a good time.
taurus: stability and supportiveness. you fall for individuals that can crawl under your skin in the best ways. someone that knows what to do when you’re upset and always answers when you call. you fall for people that know the little things about you and always stand by your side. you’re not one to fall for individuals that are fickle and are hard to pin down.
gemini: you fall for people who give you the opportunity to travel and are willing to experience an abundance of fun moments with. you love the ones who can put up with your weird behaviour and can keep you entertained. geminis tend to be flighty individuals and depending on your chart, you may find it difficult to find one person that you want to stick with for the long term, so finding someone that has similar interests, a sense of humour you enjoy, and someone that puts up with your different moods is someone you are likely to fall for.
cancer: comfort is something that is of utmost importance to you, so it’s no surprise that you fall for people that take care of you. you’re kind of like a baby; you need hugs, constant attention, and someone that will love you unconditionally and always take your feelings into consideration. people who do all of the aforementioned are the types you fall for (or should, at least), but sometimes you have a tendency to fall for the ones who also cause you the most pain. but be careful with your heart, cancer, because you are often too attached to leave people even when they are the ones breaking your heart.
leo: you love being showered with love, as well as showering others with love. for you, love is something that should be grandiose and you love showing off the people you’re with, whether it be on social media or just simply talking about them. so because of that, you adore the type of people that allow you to show them off, while also giving you the attention you crave. you want someone you can be proud of, someone pretty, and someone who makes you feel like you’re living some sort of fairytale relationship.
virgo: you fall for people who are intelligent and who you can see yourself form a stable relationship with. earth signs tend to prefer stability over reckless behaviour, so you might be prone to falling for individuals who are either really smart in class or ones who have good charisma, goals, and confidence. while you are prone to being headass, you don’t like the overly emotional types, so you are probably more likely to fall for people who are more in control of their emotions.
libra: you have a tendency to fall for all sorts of people, as you crave love and intimacy. you generally enjoy people who are flirty, know how to keep you interested, and make you feel safe. however, libras have a tendency to put up with a lot due to their need to keep peace, so sometimes you may find yourself falling for the wrong people but you stick with them anyway.
scorpio: you fall for the passionate and intense types; you like people who commit themselves to you as much as you commit to them. when you are in love, you tend to throw yourself fully into the relationship without considering boundaries or limitations, and to have someone allow you to do all of this makes you feel wanted. scorpios also tend to crave sexual intimacy, so anyone that knows how to please you in that manner will probably win you over.
sagittarius: you fall in love with adventure and creating new memories. you love people who can make you laugh and give you freedom, but someone that is also willing to go along with your crazy plans. you don’t like being limited in love because then you tend to get bored and go looking for someone else, so to find someone that allows you to flourish without suffocating you is someone you will consider keeping around.
capricorn: you fall for people with power and status; people who are capable of showing their determination and commitment in anything they throw themselves into. but you also have a soft spot for the goofy types – you enjoy people who make you feel like all the worries on your shoulders slip away like water. you fall for stability, comfort and support.
aquarius: you fall for the people who don’t want you, or the ones who don’t show you how much they want you. you don’t like feeling suffocated by individuals who feel the need to message you all the time or shower you with affection, as you adore your freedom a little too much. so you tend to fall for those who make you chase them rather than them chasing you.
pisces: you tend to fall for the people that are a little dangerous and detrimental to you, as you are obsessed with the idea of saving others or being saved yourself. even though you deny it, you secretly love a little drama and emotional outbursts in your relationship as you need to feel like you’re constantly needed in order to be completely happy in a relationship.
#Reminds me of a bird of paradise
Yes! That one!
you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it
example: you absolute coat hanger
as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk
example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night
#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled
Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).
Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.
… huh. I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.
I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.
Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.
“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”
Something is
Something is wrong with our language
Pretty sure we both follow this person but: @aethersea
Testing with random objects in my immediate vicinity: You absolute office chair. Let’s go out tonight and get absolutely picture framed. I am utterly fanny packed. I am completely sweatered.