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[meetthebutcher]

HELLO!

this is an ask/rp blog for my (@junkbrainz )'s oc BUTCHER!!

hey, content warning, there will be talk of blood, gore, cannibalism, and murder. such is the life of a butcher! things will be tagged accordingly.

this blog is 16+, please respect that.

if you happen to be on desktop and want some more butcher info, here's his toyhouse!

all responses will be in character unless specified! rules under the break :D

mod is 19, go ham go wild. i may not post asks that are NSFW though.

i have full right to not respond to certain asks if i don't like 'em. be niceys please.

if you have something u want me to tag, just send me an ask! high chance i will :D

[meetthebutcher]

Butcher, is there anything that makes you feel nostalgic? Something that takes you back to a good memory?

Y ou must keep this between You anD I......... But... Sometimes I go stand inside tbe Meat freezer when I am sad.... Very nostalgic smell......

[meetthebutcher]

Hello, Butcher. How has life been treating you? And, on the rate from 1 to 10, how are you enjoying your job?

--Connor, The A.N Office

@news-spreading-anon

It has only gotten Better since I have been hired!!! 10/10!!!!!!! Thank you for asking my Friend!!!!!!!

[meetthebutcher]

Butcher!

Do you have a favorite merc you work alongside?

OOH!! I enjoy my time with our good Doctor! It is truly incredible the things that man can think of........

Oh the battlefield Heavy and I get up to good fun!!!! Nothing more satisfying than watching him land on the poor little BLU Scout!!! HAHAA!!

[adelar-storytime]

OC questions

60 questions that can be made into an OC ask game, or you can just fill everything out yourself to get to know your character a little better :)

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[1] What first impression do they typically make? Are they likeable from the get go, or take time to grow on people?

[2] How does their social personality differ from how they act when they’re alone?

[3] What emotion is the hardest for them to deal with?

[4] How physically and emotionally affectionate they are?

[5] Are they good at keeping secrets?

[6] How direct are they in conversations, do they speak in hints and riddles or bluntly say what they think?

[7] Are they a good liar, and what would they probably lie about?

[8] How open they are about their true feelings, both positive and negative?

[9] What is their love language?

[10] How quickly do they fall for someone?

[11] What are small things that make them happy?

[12] How high is their self-esteem?

[13] What kind of sense of humor do they have, if any?

[14] What does it take to make them laugh, and what does their laugh sound like?

[15] How do they act around people they don't like?

[16] Do they easily rely on others to help them out, or prefer doing everything themselves?

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[17] What is their biggest struggle that no one around them is able to understand or believe?

[18] Do they ever have to hide their identity and for what reason?

[19] If they could change one thing about their past, what would they change?

[20] When they’re sad or upset, do they need company or some time alone?

[21] When they’re sick, would they want others to visit and take care of them, or they would rather prefer not to be seen at not their best?

[22] Do they have nightmares, and if yes, when did they start and what are they usually about?

[23] What was the worst, the darkest period of their life that they have been through?

[24] How hard it is for them to not allow their emotions to cloud their judgement?

[25] Do they have fears and phobias, and if they do, do they usually keep it to themselves or talk about it openly?

[26] Do they have any physical or mental ilness, how do they handle it and how open they are about it?

[27] Do they have any scars, how did they get them and how do they feel about them?

[28] What is something that they will never be able to forgive?

[29] How do they deal with loss, stress and anger?

[30] What are their most healthy and most unhealthy coping mechanisms?

[31] How hard it is for them to own up to their mistakes and wrongdoings?

[32] Is there something they've done in the past that they deeply regret till this day?

[33] What are one of their fondest and most treasured memories?

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[34] Do they have vices they don't want others to know about?

[35] Do they like their own appearance, and what do they do, if anything, to alter it in any way?

[36] Do they own items that have sentimental value?

[37] How would they spend a lazy day when they have nothing specific to do?

[38] What do they usually do or where do they go when they need to feel comfortable and safe?

[39] What is their sleeping habits and favorite sleeping position, either alone and with someone?

[40] How picky they are with food, do they have specific dietary requirements based on their health or culture?

[41] What’s their usual morning routine?

[42] What is their idea of a perfect friendly hangout and/or romantic date?

[43] Do they enjoy flirting or being flirted with?

[44] On a party, where would you find them?

[45] For an event, would they dress like they typically do, or go all out?

[46] Would they rather dress to look attractive or to feel comfortable, and what would they never wear?

[47] Do they drink alcohol, and if they do, how much and how often?

[48] Are they, or were they at some point in their life, a part of any subculture?

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[49] Do they possess any unexpected skill or knowledge that surprises others, and otherwise, what is something anyone would assume they know or can do, but in fact they don’t?

[50] What are they really good and really bad at?

[51] How good are they with money?

[52] Do they speak any other languages aside from their own?

[53] Do they like to sing and how confident they are with their singing?

[54] Do they like giving gifts, and how good are they at picking good gifts?

[55] How long does it take for them to make a new place feel like home, and what do they need for it?

[56] How would they react to hearing a dirty joke?

[57] What was the most stupid or dangerous thing they have ever done?

[58] In the situation where they had to choose, would they rather stay loyal to their morals or to people they love?

[59] What would they want to be remembered for?

[60] If they were to commit a crime, what kind of crime would it most likely be?

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some of these question were written myself, some are the courtesy of my friend, and some were brought from my questionnaires in my old fandom. if you use them, please reblog or link back to this post

[corporation-cats]

[choccymilktears]

@junkbrainz

[junkbrainz]

HAPPY VALENTINES DAAAAY!!!!!!

[meetthebutcher]

"HELLO!"

"Don't think I've met you before! At least... Not on the battlefield!"

"It's butcher, right?"

- @meetthezoologist

I don't think we've met, no! It is very nice to meet you!!!

[meetthebutcher]

Meat the butcher.... :]

HAHA!! Very funny 😁😁😁

[meet-the-courier]

BRODIE!!!! I was not Aware that it is y9ur birthday!!!! You shoud Have told me Boy!!!!!!!

There will be a cold cut Sandhwich for you tomorrow morning in the fridge!!!!!! With EVERYTJING you Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!

- Butcher ( @meetthebutcher )

Brodie: "Butcher. You're my angel or something close to it. Maybe even more. That sandwich will last approximately 3 seconds when I get my hands onnit. I would kill for you ok, just name who and when."

[meetthebutcher]

hi hi

do you have nightmares

Don't we all??? Haha!!! Ha . .

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[tf2occontest]

COMPETITOR MATCH-UP LIST

Seen below is our complete list of competitors and who they will be facing off against first! We encourage you to check out the versus art announcement as well. Usernames for each contestant are included in case competitors would like to communicate for mash-ups!

Flynn McKinney VS Maple Linwood/The Marksman

@/connicoxd & @/fishiiwasdrawing

The Bandit (Evan) VS THE HUNTER

@/evangelina830 & @/scozthewoz

The Cartographer VS “Splatter.” Or The Cleaner.

@/fratboycipher & @/awkward-writes-shit

Yorick Youngest VS PILOT (Viktor Lewis Lovelace)

@/god-mouths & @/karlmanly

The Trapper (Real name: Angel.) VS Alexandria Marie Pierre

@/vsc-art & @/hypernova-writes

Detective BLU Spy VS Nicole Whitman (The Craftsman)

@/hawki-doodles & @/krispygalaxy1018

Pages/Stickmann VS navyman's bane (navy for short)

@/cometthecoolest & @/scoutbot

Akari Tanaka/Aoki Aojima (aka: The Chef) VS The Reverend

@/mg-dango & @/coopster3d

Mathilda Vogal VS Isaac Shale / The Cyborg

@/stangeranfanficion & @/meet-the-cyborg/elliotbizarre

Vasya Pupkin VS Ned

@/leharpiste & @/moldforest

Matchstick VS {The observer} real name {Koa Leilani Lopez}

@/bennykinnie & @/yourfavoritecuntist

BLU Scout / Maxine Fox VS Miss Kimiko (the Instructor)

@/scorpiolight-madd & @/calsartisttrashbin

Trapper VS The Glider

@/transfrogwithcoolsocks/meet-the-trapper-tf2 & @/ruthytwoshakes

C.A.A.T VS The Jack of All Trades, Wolfgang Stahl! (Bundled with Bluey, BLU JOAT)

@/coquettesinclair & @/mickmundane

Dr. Valentina Rosa García, The RED Chemist VS Assassin/Carissa Eirwyn Artemisia

@/archerwolfposts & @/cherry-blxssxm-chaos

Reynold “Roy” Aiken - Class name: The Rascal VS The Barman (Thomas Armstrong)

@/thenumberonerascal & @/trypo-p

Hacker VS SUN! Spy

@/robertazombie & @/moss4ev3r

Elijah King & Egon; The Assistants VS Venyamin "Venya" Vasilievsky (YLW Soldier)

@/gordonfreemanreal & @/mxcrowave/ylw-soldier

Ivan “Volk” Katerzhnik VS Addison Pavone, Scout

@/lifenconcepts & @/theshelledonespods

Balloonimedic VS The Blade (class name) / Hemi LaBoh (real name)

@/jolluxiscool & @/bohemianette

Jack and Maya: The Jack Class VS The Deerhunter

@/msmoon-andmsmoon-and-the-cyberdemon & @/cervianthropy

Maria Humboldt VS The Therapist

@/ilovegayvampires & @/hazardtoons

Joseph Panganiban (Defuser Class) VS The Courier

@/that-one-digi & @/sicc-nasti

Conrad VS Logan Fisher/ The Assassin

@/vixendoesstuffz/orangestrawberries & @/gnarlygoth

The Ammomancer VS Undertaker ( Martin )

@/catpixi & @/rubyshimmer0x

The Nightguard VS Muzzlemed / Meyer Stein

@/updogs-blog & @/shadyisabasicblog

The Archeologist VS THE BUTCHER!

@/the-depressed-comedic-relief & @/junkbrainz

Pierce / The Supplier VS The Renaissance Man

@/sharkk-fin & @/mnyehlike

The Wildcard (RWC/Red Wildcard: Kaito | BWC/Blue Wildcard: Haru) VS The Intern

@/ura-0m0te-lovers & @/queensqueercourt

Ágatha, the Nurse VS Scurple (Purple Scout)

@/arts-of-gjb & @/cyantt-does-stuff

María José Fernández González (The Cook) VS The Mafioso

@/h_xy0k & @/hodgepodgle

Dmtryo / The Chemist VS Rico Black

@/loverboy-cc & @/blackblackheart

Cherry - Scout VS Guǒyuán, The Gardener

@/reptil-enjoyer & @/goosecorp

Nathaniel Tumble VS Ray Wexler (GRN Conductor)

@/toyfriskman & @/mxcrowave/conductor-on-grn

Katherine Slyvia / The Burglar VS The Mecha

@/shepswrath/kleptomaniask & @/clovert3a

Hannah Wallace AKA "The Slinger" VS Armani & Marcel, The Decoys

@/bunkless-bed & @/friendlyengie

[meetthebutcher]

Can i kissyo ur mouthh. .?

It depends on who you are!!!!!! Haha!!!!!!!

[meetthebutcher]

Oh….Hello.

I imagine you and the Medic get on splendidly.

Hello!!!!! We do, yes .

He and I have created Great things together!!! He is a wonderfrul Man. I supply him with Organs... or other Body parts.

[backstabbing-spook-deactivated2]

Mhm. You should say hello to our Docteur sometime. I’m sure he would get along splendidly with you.

[meetthebutcher]

I will Look into it....... If I can figure out how to Navigate tthis site!! Haha!!

[backstabbing-spook-deactivated2]

Allow me.

@medic-on-red

[meetthebutcher]

You are Kind... Thank you!!!! And hello Doctor!!!!!!!!!

[meetthebutcher]

Oh….Hello.

I imagine you and the Medic get on splendidly.

Hello!!!!! We do, yes .

He and I have created Great things together!!! He is a wonderfrul Man. I supply him with Organs... or other Body parts.

[backstabbing-spook-deactivated2]

Mhm. You should say hello to our Docteur sometime. I’m sure he would get along splendidly with you.

[meetthebutcher]

I will Look into it....... If I can figure out how to Navigate tthis site!! Haha!!

[meetthebutcher]

Hiiii it's Simcha againn! How was your day? I didn't have any work today so I just wanted to know :]]

HELLO SIMCHA!!!!! My day was good..... Business as usual...

Lucky you!! I hope your Off day was Great!!!! !!!!