your very own zoologist

this is a TF2 OC rp/ask blog! Created by @Peekoo3

[meetthezoologist]

"Hey, hey! Hello! What are you doing in the GRN base?!"

Hi! Name's Muss. Muss Vyn'nyla -- I'm The Zoologist, by the way. Recently, I was hired to GRN team, So, now I kill peoples! Isn't that fun?

OOC// @peekoo3 is my normal blog, and my art blog is @peepoo3 ! Feel free to ask me out of character asks, anons, and collab requests! (And/Or more!)

Muss is about 29 and exactly 6 feet tall. He used to work for Saxton Hale, documenting the various creatures he'd come across (and occasionally help in a battle or two).

His story is currently unclear.... But he's a friendly guy, overall!

[ruinedchildhood]

Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day

[peepoo3]

[meetthezoologist]

muss come home the kids miss you

[meetthezoologist]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

"ah, not a bad job here. I do miss working with Saxton, but I still see him once in a while. Fighting people's a rough job, and honestly my teammates are... A little dull. But overall, 8/10."

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you donated blood you probably erected another man’s penis.

[meetthezoologist]

[waffleswoof]

"Hello! I don't think I've met you before!"

- @meetthezoologist

Waffles is pretty excited to say the least— Possible new friend? And someone outside of the mercenaries he was used to seeing every day, how fun!

“No, I’ve never met you before…But thats GREAT! Gives us a whole lot of time to learn about each other!” He quickly replies with an excited tone, a playful grin tugging at his lips afterwards.

“Your clothes are sorta a different color than most of the guys I see…” For a moment, he pauses and bites his lower lip in thought. Once he’s figured it out, he snaps his fingers. “OH! You’re one of them GRN fellas, aren’t you? AWESOME! Whats your name, friend?”

@meetthezoologist

[meetthezoologist]

"Name's Muss! Muss Vyn'nyla. The Zoologist of GRN. You are BLU, uh, scout, right?"

He holds out his hand confidently for a handshake and smiles widely, showing off mostly sharp teeth except for two front teeth, almost like a rat.

[waffleswoof]

"Hello! I don't think I've met you before!"

- @meetthezoologist

Waffles is pretty excited to say the least— Possible new friend? And someone outside of the mercenaries he was used to seeing every day, how fun!

“No, I’ve never met you before…But thats GREAT! Gives us a whole lot of time to learn about each other!” He quickly replies with an excited tone, a playful grin tugging at his lips afterwards.

“Your clothes are sorta a different color than most of the guys I see…” For a moment, he pauses and bites his lower lip in thought. Once he’s figured it out, he snaps his fingers. “OH! You’re one of them GRN fellas, aren’t you? AWESOME! Whats your name, friend?”

@meetthezoologist

[the-rubber-band]

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your dms or ask box with storylines and rp ideas!

[meetthezoologist]

OOC// Muss fun fact of the day! He has very, very bad eyesight, and Often wears contacts (he does also have nerdy little glasses)

[meetthezoologist]

// muss cookie..... Cookie run..........cookie run muss cookie............

[meetthezoologist]

Stupid Joker!! This guy wants to smooch everything his eyes can see 😡😡 Mods, ban this guy *Drop kicks Joker*

[forefish]

hi ok sory *runs away into sun and burns reaalllly a lot* i like your Son. Hope he dies. Thanks. @meetthezoologist @peekoo3

[meetthezoologist]

OOC// THANK YOU LICKS UYOUR FACE OFF 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

[meetthezoologist]

OOC// THANK YOU ‼️‼️making it his profile piccy‼️‼️ (Art by @seraphimsmonsterheaven follow them NOW ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ cool ass art fr)

[whynotzoidbergdotorg]

As a gift to my good friends, the entire tf2 fandom, here is a character sheet template I’ve created. Regular, and a version that looks like its on a desk :)

Feel free to use for your OCs, sonas, or even canon characters, go absolutely nuts.

EDIT: Oh and if you don’t have a piece of your characters story figured out, feel free to redact whatever you want!! or if you just don’t want to share that info about them yet, or for any reason!!! redact whatever you want!!

[meetthezoologist]

[kaboooooooooooooom]

"HELLO DEMOMAN!!!!"

- @meetthezoologist

Hello zoologist!!!! How are ye?

[meetthezoologist]

"Earlier today Waffles bit me, but otherwise, no problems!"

[kaboooooooooooooom]

Jesus

Waffles seems like a right little bastard

[meetthezoologist]

"I think she knows how to use a gun. I only saw her do it once though, might've been a fluke."